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3racha and their mans

Memelix
Hey, peeps
I'm bored
Entertain me

Jisquirrel
That's what Changbin is for

Papachan
Yeah, why don't you just make out with your boyfriend or smth

Mommawoojin
No, Christopher, don't you tell my children to make out!
They are to stay innocent!

Jisquirrel
Innocent my ass
They've literally fucked in Felix's bed when y'all were on a date

Papachan
It wasn't a date...

Mommawoojin
WHAT?! KFHQKJDJRMAKF
SEO CHANGBIN HOW DARE YOU TAKE FELIX'S INNOCENCE LIKE THAT

Trashbinnie
I didn't
Minho took Felix's virginity, not me

Mommawoojin
FELIX HOW COULD YOU, YOU AND MINHO WENT OUT WHEN YOU WERE 15!

Memelix
Oops?

Jisquirrel
Eye-

Memelix
Woops look at the time
Gotta go vacum my fish tank
See y'all later

Mommawoojin
LEE FELIX GET BACK HERE THIS INSTANT, THIS IS NOT OVER UNTIL I SAY SO

Jisquirrel
I can imagine Chan trying to break up with Woojin, and Woojin answering with that exact sentence and it's hilarious

Papachan
Shut up you unloved nut-eating rodent

Trashbinnie
Oh, Chan's gonna get punished for that one.

Mommawoojin
Christopher, please if you would restrain from speaking such unpleasant words in front of the younger children, I would be delighted not to beat your arse with a stick.

Jisquirrel
Holy hell this is even better than the imaginary breakup
Chan is gonna get his ass destroyed by Woojin

Trashbinnie
Too bad Lix left
He would have loved this

Papachan
Sorry Woo, but it's the truth

Mommawoojin
Ok, then punishment it is

Jisquirrel
I'VE SODDENKY FOEGOTTRN HIW TO BRWAGTHE

Trashbinnie
Ok, bye y'all, I'm off to see lix
I need to claim him as mine after a day with Minho.

Jisquirrel
Have fun
Where did you go, parents?
Are yall in the middle of the punishment you mentioned earlier?
Oh shit, lemme just go cut off my ears real quick.

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