Life, Death, and Time - A Books Of Beginning Collection

A Ton Of Incorrect TBOB Quotes

A/N: I have a whole bunch of these so hopefully you enjoy them. Consider them a Valentine's Day present.

Kate: Where are you?

Emma: What are you? My mother?

Kate: I feel like it.

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Emma: On a scale of 1 to 10, how angry are you with me?

Michael: 8.

Emma: Oh, I can do better than that.

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Abigail: Do you ever think-

Beetles: No, and you can't make me!

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Kate: Were are you going?

Rafe: I'm either going to get ice cream or commit a felony, I'll decide in the car.

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Kate (to Michael and Emma): I have total faith in you.

Kate (to Rafe): There's like a 30% chance they'll both die.

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Rafe: I don't know what I'm doing in life but...

Rafe: [looks over to Kate, who's sleeping on his shoulder]

Rafe: But I guess I'm doing it really well.

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Michael and Emma: [getting into trouble]

Rafe: Kate, please come control your gremlins.

Kate: If I could, I would.

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Emma: You know what they say. Go big or go home.

Everyone Else: Please go home. Emma, we're begging you. For once in your life, just go home!

Emma: [leaping into battle] I'M GOING BIG!

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Wilamena: In your opinion, what's the height of stupidity.

Michael: Hey Emma! How tall are you?!

Emma:.....

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Rafe: I know you think my judgment's clouded because I like her a little bit-

Henrietta Burke: You doodled your wedding invitations.

Rafe: No, that's our joint tombstone.

Henrietta Burke: My mistake.

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Michael: Don't panic! I'm in charge.

Emma: That's why we're panicking!

Emma (to Kate): I'm not going to stand here and listen to you accuse me of things I clearly did!

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Michael: And once again, Emma and I saved the day.

Emma: You didn't do anything. It was all me.

Michael: We're a package deal. Everyone knows that.

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Clare: How was your jog?
Emma: It was good. I'm getting used to running without someone chasing me.