Church, Tucker, and the Rookie are standing on the blue base
Church: Let me get this straight... you gave this guy our flag.
Rookie: Is that bad?
Church: Bad? Oh no, that's not bad. Next time he comes over, why don't you just help him blow up the whole God damn base?
Tucker: There, there he is.
Church raises the sniper rifle and looks at Donut with the flag
Church: Where... oh, yeah, oh, I got him. He's sneaking around back behind the cliffs.
Tucker: He must be one smart son of a bitch.
Scene cut to Donut with the flag, in the Gulch
Donut: Oh, man, I am so freakin' lost. Where the hell is the base?
Back to the blue base
Church: Oh, shit... Hey Tucker, look at his armor. It's Red.
Tucker: Oh man, that means it's their Sergeant.
Church: Well, that makes sense. At least now we know how he got by our defenses.
Rookie: Uh you know, he came in the back door where you guys were standing.
Tucker: Yeah, okay, well let's take him out then.
Church: Roger that. Okay, say goodnight Sarge.
Church takes four shots, all of which miss to the left
Cut to Donut
Donut: Son of a bitch!
Back to the blue base
Church: Aw crap.
Tucker: ...
Church: ... what?
Tucker: You're really not very good with that thing, are you.
Back to Donut
Donut: Hey! It's me! Don't shoot! I'm the guy that bought the flag and the shotgun shells, remember!?
Back to the blue base
Tucker: Oh great, now he's taunting us. That's just embarrassing.
Church: Alright, that's it, I've had it. Rookie, you stay here. Me and Tucker, we'll head through the teleporter, we'll cut him off at the pass.
Rookie: Right!
Church: Tucker, you ready? Let's go.
Tucker: There is no way I'm going through that thing.
Church: Tucker, we don't have time for this. Why would they give us a teleporter if it doesn't work?
Tucker: I don't know, why would they give us a tank that no one can drive?
Church: We already tested the teleporter, remember?
Tucker: We threw rocks through it!
Church: Yeah, and, so what? The rocks came out the other side, didn't they?
Tucker: Yeah, but they were all hot, and covered with black stuff.
Church: Oh, so I guess that's what this is all about then, you're afraid of a little black stuff.
Tucker: Yes. I am. I am afraid of black stuff.
Church: Tucker, I almost hate to do this to you. (raising his gun to Tucker)
Tucker: You wouldn't...
Church: You know, I look at it this way: either A, we go through there, and get the flag back, or B, we stay here, and I get to kill you. Either way, I win.
Tucker: For the record, I want you to know, rocks aren't people.
Church: Duly noted. Now get in there.
Tucker: Crap... Alright. One, two...
Tucker runs in to the teleporter, camera races across to the other side, then cut back to Church and the Rookie at the base for a couple seconds, back to the Gulch for a couple seconds, back to the base for a couple seconds, back to the Gulch for a couple seconds, back to the base
Rookie: ... Huh, he didn't come out the other side...
Church: Yeeeaaaahhhhh, I've uh, I've decided I'm not gonna use the teleporter.
Church jumps off the base and starts running
Church: Okay, Rookie, you stay here! I'll be back with the flag!
Cut to Ghost, Grif and Simmons on the red base, Grif looking through the sniper rifle
Simmons: I still have no idea what you're talking about. I didn't hear any shots.
Ghost: I heard them.
Grif: See! Even Ghost heard them, but I'm telling you, it was four shots. Like bam, bam, bam.
Simmons: Wait a second, that's only three bams.
Grif: Bam. (sees Donut with the flag) Wait a second, we've got a blue guy on the move out there.
Simmons: Where's he headed?
Grif: Oh crap... It... it's Donut. And he's got something... (zooms in, sees it's the flag) It looks like... Simmons, get the Warthog.
Simmons: Heh, you mean the Puma?
Grif: Yeah, keep making jokes. That'll win the war.
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Red vs Blue (Male OC Insert) [Being heavily overhauled]
FanfictionYou were one of the first freelancers and one of the best you could never fill a mission no matter what happens you always succeed no matter who you fight you always come out on top. You've lost a lot of people you care about in your life along with...