Red vs Blue (Male OC Insert) [Being heavily overhauled]

Revelation Chapter 4: Recovering One

Fade in to Church entering the giant hole Grif and the jeep blew in Blue Base

Church: Whoa. Guess they came this way. Hm h-hm hm hm hm hmm.

Back to Simmons and Doc, from last week's episode.

Simmons: Okay, now's our chance Doc, hit him with an overcharge. It should overload at least one of his systems.

Doc: Um, you do it.

Simmons: What- me? I don't even know how to fire that thing.

Doc: Just pull the trigger and let go, it's super easy.

Simmons: No no no, you're trained with it, you should do it. Go.

Doc: What if I miss? What if it doesn't do anything but make him mad? I already made it mad once and that didn't really work out very well.

Simmons: Whuga-what- well then just, we'll improvise.

Doc: Yeah I don't feel entirely comfortable with that answer.

The explosion from the propane tanks occurs in the distance, just like it did last time

Doc: What the heck was that?

Simmons: Uh oh, I have a bad feeling that someone just caused him trouble.

Doc: Yeuu!

Simmons: Oh no, improvise, improvise!

Doc fires the burst into the attacking Meta, who is thrown against the wall, recovers, and runs to attack Doc

Doc: Uh- whng-

The Meta slows down almost to nothing

Doc: Am I dead? Am I dead?

Simmons: Doc, you did it!

Doc: He's frozen.

Simmons: No, it looks like you overloaded his time distortion unit. You must have caused some kind of inversion. Instead of making everything else slow, it made him slow.

Doc: Huh huh, yeah! Score one for the pacifist. How you like me now, Meta?

Simmons: Um, Doc? I wouldn't get too close to him if I were you.

Doc: Why, what's he gonna do? Beat me up over the course of the next two weeks?

Simmons: Well, technically he's not actually moving slower, he's moving at the same speed just over a longer period of time.

Doc: Huh?

Simmons: It's relativistic. His fist still travels at the same velocity, we just view it from a faster timeframe. Therefor it looks slowed down, but theoretically, it should still carry the same force.

Doc: ... Nah, see? It's moving slower.

The Meta's fist finally reaches Doc, and sends him flying into the wall. I mean actually into it, not just against it

Doc: Waahuaa! Ow!

Simmons: See? That's what you get for arguing with science. Stupid bitch.

Doc: Simmons, get me outta this wall.

Simmons: Hmm, how do I do this...

Simmons tries various embarassing postures to get Doc free

Simmons: The fuck- uhh, Jesus.

Doc: You're not pulling from my center.

Simmons: Dheuh- from the center, what the fuck is the center?