Fade in to Tucker wandering around outside the Blue BaseTucker: Junior... Junior! Hey Junior, where'd you go?
Junior: Hooonk.
Caption: <Right here, dad!>
Tucker: There you are.
Junior is inside the base. Sorry about that, I forgot you weren't watching along
Junior: Hnnnk!
Caption: <What's up?>
Tucker: You little rascal.
Junior: Hnk!
Caption: <What are you going to teach me today?!>
Doc: (from around the corner) Okay Sister, any other conditions I should know about?
Sister: Uhm, let's see, you know about all the ways I'm contagious, so I don't know if there's anything...
Tucker walks toward the voices and sees Sister's armor lying on the ground without her in it
Tucker: Hey, what's going on here?
Sister: Oh! I'm colorblind.
Doc: Really? That's weird. But I don't think it'll cause any problems here. Okay, go ahead and bend over.
Sister: Sure. Like this?
Doc: Hwhoa, yeah! You're really limber. And in really great shape.
Sister: Hyeah I am.
Doc: I'm not playing against you in Twister.
Sister: Check this out.
Doc: Wowzers. I didn't even know a leg could bend that far. That is a leg, right? Okay. Oh and by the way, sorry if my hands are cold.
Sister: That's cool. Sorry my body's a little hot.
Tucker: Hey do you guys need any help in there?
Sister: Huh? Is someone spying on us? It
better be Ghost!Doc: No, we're good. Hey, Sister? Do you want me to turn up the heat or something? You look like you're...
Sister: Eh. I'll be okay. Hard nipples won't kill you.
Tucker: I could just walk around this corner if you need me to. It wouldn't be a problem.
Doc: We got it! Hey sorry I got you all wet before. I don't even know how that bucket of baby oil got up on that shelf. That was wheird.
Sister: That's okay, I think it'll actually help. Squeezing these puppies in to the armor can be a little difficult.
Tucker: Maybe I should just look in there and see if there's anything I can do.
Doc: No thanks Tucker, maybe they need your help with the tank instead. You'd probably be a lot more valuable out there. What we're doing in here is pretty routine- hey, are you double-jointed?
Sister: Hyeah.
Tucker: Great.
Junior: Hnnk!
Caption: <What's happening!>
Tucker: Don't rub it in.
Junior: Blarg?
Caption: <What?>
Cut to Sarge, Simmons and Donut roaming the vast underground cave
Simmons: Come on, Grif should be right over here.
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Red vs Blue (Male OC Insert) [Being heavily overhauled]
FanfictionYou were one of the first freelancers and one of the best you could never fill a mission no matter what happens you always succeed no matter who you fight you always come out on top. You've lost a lot of people you care about in your life along with...