Red vs Blue (Male OC Insert) [Being heavily overhauled]

Recreation Chapter 11: Dumb Cop, Bad Cop

Fade in to Grif and Ghost at a radio station

Grif: Simmons, come on Simmons are you there or what?

They're only met with the same impotent static that Simmons got. That means they shared a moment, right?

Ghost: Great they jammed the radio, looks like I was right, he is up to something.

Grif: Okay, I give up. Something's wrong with the radio now too. I'll go check their jeep.

Ghost: South, you and Dhuka go and look around to see what is really going on.

Dhuka & South: Got it!

They both run off to find anything that will help them

Sarge: What the hell is wrong with this jeep anyway? Doesn't have a turret.

Caboose: Maybe it's just a car?

Sarge: What does that mean?

Caboose: You know, like a car. A regular car.

Sarge: What kind of car doesn't have a massive cannon on it?

Caboose: Oh all kinds of cars. Most kinds of cars.

Sarge: Sounds ridiculous. That'd be like saying there's some kind of thing you can wear on your head that's not armor plated, and doesn't offer a five-time optical zoom.

Caboose: I think you've been in the military a really long time.

Sarge: Yep. It's been a good run.

Ghost: I bet is has.

Grif: Dammit, no radio here either? Someone's yanked it out. Why would they deliberately pull the radio out of their own jeep?

Ghost: Like I've been saying somethings up... and I don't like it.

Connie: I think you're right.

Caboose: Let me take a look at it Grif.

Grif: Why? You wanna confirm that there's no radio?

Caboose: Maybe I can fix it.

Grif: How're you gonna fix something that isn't even ther- you know what, no fuck it, go for it. Whatever.

Grif goes over to Sarge, Ghost, Connie and Sister

Grif: Sarge, this place gives me the creeps. Something's really wrong here. I mean why would they deliberately pull the radio out of their own jeep? And why can't I get a signal on long-range?

Sarge: Something does seem out of place. But maybe we're overreacting. Maybe they're just using the parts from these radios to fix the others.

Grif: And we just happened to only find all the ones that are broken? That seems unlikely.

Sarge: Hmm, maybe they have one enormous radio somewhere that requires a ton of parts? Like one the size of a house.

Grif: Once again, unlikely. Wait a second- what about that thing, the big freighter? It looks like a mobile base. Maybe it has a radio?

Connie: It does, but they said never turn it on... yeah somethings going on.

Ghost: Also it's called an Elephant, big yet slow.

Caboose: (whispering) Sheila, is that you? Are you there? Uh, Delta? Tex.

Sarge: Hey, what're you up to over there?

Caboose: Nothing!

The A.I. unit falls to the sand

Caboose: I'm up to nothing.