Fades in to O'Malley and Lopez standing on a base in a cold desolate-looking place
O'Malley: (evil laughter) Well, my metallic friend, your modifications are complete. And my plan is coming to frution. Frusi- Fru- Frutition. Fr-
Lopez: Fruition.
Caption: Fruition.
O'Malley: Oh shut up.
Lopez: Sí Maestro. Su plané es muy excelente.
Caption: Yes Master. Your plan is foolproof.
O'Malley: Now to bring together my enemies.
Cut to Vic's control panel, with the words 'OUT OF AREA' flashing in red
Vic: Oh dude, come on, you gotta be kidding me.
Vic's answering machine: Hey dude, it's Vic. No solo mia, not in the casa right now, so leave a message and I'll call you back. Just leave your what's up at the yo. ... ...yo.
O'Malley: Vic, pick up, it's me, (evil laughter).
Vic: Oh hey, Docter Baron von Evil Satan, what's up dude?
O'Malley: Don't screen my calls, Vic.
Vic: Dude, you don't come up on Caller ID I'm not just gonna answer anything-
O'Malley: Caller ID? I'm in hiding you baffoon! I'm trying to take over the Universe (evil laughter)!
Doc: We're also on the Do Not Call List.
O'Malley: Oh shut up.
Vic: So how's that plot going dude.
O'Malley: Magnificent (evil laughter)! I've called my bounty hunter in. He'll take care of your little 'red and blue' problem post-haste (evil ...you get the idea).
Vic: Oh cool! Thanks for turning that around so quick, dude.
O'Malley: (laugh continues) Ha.
Vic: I know you're swamped.
O'Malley: Then the Universe will be mine and I'll crush every living soul in to dust, haha! Except for you of course Vic. I'll make you Assistant Crusher.
Vic: Okay dude. Looking forward to that.
Cut to Ghost, Sarge, Simmons and Caboose in their janitor closet
Ghost: And that brought you back here. So, basically, one of these teleporters should transport us back to Blood Gulch, or anywhere else that we want to go. Do you understand?
Caboose: Yes. No. What does basmoretically mean?
Ghost: the word is basically...
Caboose: What's a basically?
Ghost: just... it just sums up the idea.
Caboose: Oh, I have a lot of ideas about everything.
Ghost: Ha ha I know you do.
Simmons: We probably could have saved a lot of time by telling you these things worked by magic.
Caboose: I thought you told the story well. I liked all the parts with me in them.
Sarge: Any idea which ones go where?
Ghost: That's the thing, I found Sarge and Caboose by accident and I don't want to go through every single teleporter just to find the ones we need, that will take forever.
Caboose: We should definitely take the green one.
Ghost: They're all green caboose. You need to be a bit more specific.
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