Fade in to the Meta, Doc and Wash in no particular order standing over the Epsilon unit
Meta: *something*
Washington: Don't get excited, it's empty.
Doc: What is it?
Washington: This is the Epsilon unit.
Doc: This is what you've been looking for?
Washington: Yes.
Doc: Not what I was expecting. I mean I like the colour, but other than that, nihh...
Washington: Clearly they transferred Epsilon into that floating thing we saw.
Doc: You saw a floating thing?
Washington: Yes, like a metal eye. It shot a laser at us.
Doc: Yeah, okay. Hey Wash, this sun is really hot, maybe we should find you some shade.
Washington: I'm not hallucinating, Meta saw it too.
Meta: *something*
Washington: Oh yes you did! Don't even try that.
Doc: Wash, do you see the floating eyeball now? Is he here with us?
Washington: Don't psychoanalyze me.
Doc: I'd like to talk to the laser eye for a minute, Wash.
Washington: Shut up. Meta, let's convert this to a recovery unit. But be careful, this thing looks like it's in bad shape.
Meta: *something*
The Meta walks over to the Epsilon unit and starts doing stuff to it
Doc: What's he doing?
Washington: This is a storage unit, but we're trained to modify them. We can change a storage unit into a capture unit. That way, the next time we see Epsilon, he won't get away.
Doc: Are you talking about the regular Epsilon, or the Epsilon who's just a floating head and visits you when you're alone.
Washington: I'm not crazy. And it was just the eye that was floating around, not a whole head.
Doc: Yes Wash, because the whole head is what makes it crazy.
Cut to the Reds and Blues standing over Tex's body on the floor
Church: I'm waking her up.
Sarge: No way buddy. You must have missed the smashfest we just went through. I ain't repeating that.
Church: Hey, we made a deal: I unlock you, you have to help me with her.
Grif: Hey, now hold on a second.
Simmons: This affects the entire group. I say we put it to a vote. All those in favor of waking her up and letting her kill us, say Aye.
Church: Aye. Caboose?
Caboose: Present.
Church: No, we're not doing that. Just say aye.
Caboose: You. Oops I mean me!
Church: No; Aye.
Caboose: Church.
Church: Just say Aye.
Caboose: Oh, I get it, right, sorry. My left eye or my right eye?
Church: He votes yes.
Caboose: I would also like it noted I was present.
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