Cut into Grif on top of the big giant spire, with Simmons and Sarge below
Sarge: Hey Grif, we're gonna need you to clear that blockage!
Grif: How!? These pieces are huge! How'm I supposed to lift them?
Sarge: Well, they do say people in emotional situations can sometimes get superhuman strength!
Grif: Yeah? Well what about people in situations where they really don't give a fuck!? What kinda powers do they get!?
Sarge: Grif!
Simmons: If you can't lift it, just try clearing it with a grenade!
Grif: Um, is that safe!?
Simmons: None of this is safe, you're gonna start analyzing now!?
Sarge: Here Grif, take one o' mine!
Sarge tosses a grenade up at Grif, but it falls short, lands and explodes
Simmons: Sarge, you pulled the pin out!
Sarge: Of course I did. Who throws a grenade with the pin still in it? Hey Grif, catch this one!
Sarge throws another grenade at Grif and falls short again
Grif: No! I'm not catching those!
Sarge: Dammit, I can't reach.
The grenade lands and bounces off the base, blowing up just in front of Sarge and Simmons
Simmons: Ack! Cut it out!
Grif: Yeah! Let me get back to work up here!
Grif jumps up closer to the wreckage as a flaming rocket passes by where he used to be
Sarge: You catch that one?
Grif: Okay, here we go.
Grif drops a grenade and realizes he's standing right next to it
Grif: Oh, shit. Uh, where do I go when the grande explo-
Just then, the grenade explodes, tossing Grif high up in the air. Funny, that
Simmons: Oh no, he's falling!
Sarge: I see that.
Simmons: Should we try to catch him?
Sarge: Catch him? Hell no, he'll crush us.
Simmons: What do we do?
Sarge: I got an idea, let's act like we're gonna catch him, and then we don't. That's a win-win.
Simmons: You used to jump out of ships, give him some advice.
Sarge: Oh right. Grif, you should never join that unit! The pay is terrible and the offices are totally disorganized.
Simmons: Advice on how to land!
Sarge: Oh right. Well Grif, what you wanna do is-
Grif lands, but manages to break his fall with his body
Sarge: Try to tuck and roll at the last second. That will transfer your momentum to inertia, and invert your curb-splat probability.
Simmons: Hey, Sarge?
Sarge: Yeah?
Simmons: I think he's down already.
Sarge: Oh right.
Grif: Ow.
Sarge: Heh heh. Simmons you are observant.
Cut to Caboose sneaking around the downed Pelican
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Red vs Blue (Male OC Insert) [Being heavily overhauled]
FanfictionYou were one of the first freelancers and one of the best you could never fill a mission no matter what happens you always succeed no matter who you fight you always come out on top. You've lost a lot of people you care about in your life along with...
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