Fade in to the Blues, Ghost, and DhukaChurch: You want us to turn her back on again. After we just went through all that trouble to shut her down.
Caboose: But she said she knows where O'Malley is.
Church: Maybe she was lying. How could she possibly know that? What do you think Tex, can we turn her back on again? Disable her guns or somethin'?
Tex: Not a chance, she's a wreck back here. I'm not even sure how she was operational anyway.
Ghost: You can thank me for that... I swear everyone here is terrible with technology!
Tex: I agree.
Caboose: Oh, I know, uh, we could put her inside my head! Like O'Malley. I've got lots of extra room in there.
Church: Yeah, I bet, and, no. She's not that kind of A.I.
Tex: She could only be moved over, if we had a similar class of vehicle.
Church: Yeah, if only we had some other kind of big vehicle that we could move her in to. We can't use the warthog 'cause that doesn't have anything... Wait a minute. Tex... the ship? Could we move her in to one of those on-board computers?
Tex: If we set up a hardline, yeah, I bet we could do it.
Tucker comes running out of the base
Tucker: Church, wait!
Church: Huh?
Tucker: Church hold on a second I've got something to tell you!
Church: Tucker what, what is it?
Tucker: I just wanted to say, I got a hardline Tex can use. Bow chicka bow wow.
Tex: How did you even hear that?
Tucker: Phh I'm like Superman, I know when I'm needed.
Ghost: You are never needed and if you continue to annoy me, I will kill you.
Tucker: ...
Church: ...
Caboose: ...
Tex: ...
Cut to the Reds in the deep dark dank dingy cave, with Grif shaking off the effects of having been forcibly unconscious
Sarge: Shake it off you big orange baby, what happened to you?
Donut: He's been chasing the dragon.
Simmons: Donut, shut up, he was drugged just like me.
Donut: That's what I'm saying! He fell off the wagon, and shook hands with the Devil!
Simmons: Shut up!
Donut: He's been ridin' the wave, and trippin' the technicolor dreamscape. Far out, man. Druggie loser.
Simmons: Will, you, stop, Donut. All you're doing with your stupid anti-drug lingo, is making me actually want to try drugs.
Donut: Choose life, Simmons. Choose it.
Simmons: Yeah, that sounds like fun.
Sarge: Who knocked you out, Grif? Was it those dirty Blues?
Grif: No, some kind of bat-person.
Sarge: Bat-person!?
Simmons: Sarge, I'm not sure Grif knows what he's talkin' about.
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Red vs Blue (Male OC Insert) [Being heavily overhauled]
FanfictionYou were one of the first freelancers and one of the best you could never fill a mission no matter what happens you always succeed no matter who you fight you always come out on top. You've lost a lot of people you care about in your life along with...