Red vs Blue (Male OC Insert) [Being heavily overhauled]
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    Red vs Blue (Male OC Insert) [Being heavily overhauled]

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    You were one of the first freelancers and one of the best you could never fill a mission no matter what happens you always succeed no matter who you fight you always come out on top. You've lost a lot of people you care about in your life along with...

    #bloodgorge #carolina #church #ghost #grif #halo #lopez #meta #ophelia #projectfreelancer #redvsblue #rvb #sarge #scotland #simmons #texas #texttospeech #thegrimreaper #tucker #valkyrie

    Season 4 Episode 66: Exploring Our Differences

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    Fade in to a distant shot of the Blues, yet their voices are just as loud as they normally are
    Church: Well, good luck guys. Don't forget to change your underwear at least once a day. Tucker, that goes double for you.
    Tucker: What? I'm the cleanest guy here.
    Church: No, it goes double for you because now you're in charge of changing Caboose as well.
    Tucker: I hate you. And also why can't Ghost do it! Aren't him and Caboose like, brothers?!
    Ghost: Because I fucking hate you.
    Tucker: Why do you still have your sword out?
    Ghost: ... I'm debating on cutting you.
    Tucker: OK I'll change caboose's underwear.
    Ghost: Good.
    Trut'aik: Blorgh!
    Caption: <we don't even wear pants>
    Andy:    They doesn't wear any pants.
    Tucker: Yeah, we noticed. If we meet anybody on this adventure, that might have to change.
    Andy:    Why, we're used to being naked. Free-ballin', come on! Commando.
    Tucker: Let me just put it this way; I felt less threatened when Tex was staring at just the sword.
    Tex: Huh what- oh, fyeuh uhm, yeah, uh- I was just admiring his, his Alien, muscle structure.
    Tucker: Yeah one particular part of his muscle structure.
    Tex: Well that's just a matter of penis- I mean uh, opinion, opinion, that's, that's it.
    Church: Smooth.
    Ghost: What is the problem with going commando?
    Church: It's just weird... wait a minute, are you...
    Ghost: Yep, under suit, I am completely naked.




    Trut'aik: Hnnk
    Caption: <how big is your dick>
    Ghost: ... I'm sorry, what the fuck, why do you want to know my dick size?!
    Tex: What the fuck did you just say?!
    Church: What did I just listen to?
    Tucker: Bow Chicka bow wow
    Ghost: Tucker, shut up!
    Trut'aik: Blarhun
    Caption: <mine is 17 inches! how big is yours>
    Ghost: Why the fuck should I tell you?
    Trut'aik: blargh
    Caption: <Our kind shows dominance by the size of their penis's> 
     Ghost: I don't know how to feel about that... *sigh* Fine, do you wanna know so bad... it's 19 inches long. Never asked me that question again.
    Tex: ... if I wasn't a robot and had a vagina... I would get you to fuck me until I can't think straight...
    Church: What did you say Tex?
    Tex Nothing!
    Trut'aik: Hnnk
    Caption: <how can a minor human beat me>
    Ghost: We're getting sidetracked. Trut'aik don't talk to me ever again. Also why did you do the caboose you son of a bitch!
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