Fade in to Tex and the Blues overlooking Red Base. Also, a t remorTex: Okay, pick one.
Church: Any one?
Tex: Well, preferably one on that side of the canyon. But uh, I'm not all that choosy.
Tucker: Why are you lookin' at me when you say that?
Tex: No reason. Just pick one and take the shot. I'll cover you if they attack.
Church: You mean, shoot them with this?
Church holds up the sniper rifle
Tex: What else?
Tucker: Uh-huh-uhuh, he's really not that great with that thing.
Tex: Give me a break. You're a soldier.
Church: Yeah well that's debatable.
Tex: Hit the rock over there.
Church: Okay...
Church fires twice and misses twice
Tex: Eghuh...
Church: Yeah see uh I think the sun reflected off the rockface there and-
Tex: Just give me the damn rifle.
Church: Yeah okay, thanks.
Cut to Donut and Lopez
Donut: Hey Simmons, did you hear that?
Tremor
Lopez: Sí. Sonaba como un rifle.
Caption: Yes. It sounded like a rifle.
Donut: I'm sure it's nothin'.
Lopez: Por qué dices eso? Esta es una guerra.
Caption: Why would you say that? This is a war zone.
Donut: Good point Simmons. Back to work.
Back to the Blues
Tucker: Dude, this has to be embarrassing for you.
Church: I don't really wanna talk about it.
Tex: Alright come on, it's not that hard. Which one should we take out? The pink one, the orange one-
Caboose: Pretty sure he's yellow.
Tex: Is it me or, does he seem a little slow?
Tucker: Yeah Caboose was held back a grade, or two.
Tex: I meant the orange one.
Tucker: Uh hoho... yeah he's just fat.
Tex: What about the red one? I mean he's the leader, he seems tough. Or maybe the maroon one, he looks like he's up to something.
Church: Uh yeah I don't know I can't really decide which one, maybe we should put it to a vote.
Tex: You know what screw it, the maroon one is closest. We'll just shoot him.
Tex targets Lopez's head and fires immediately
Lopez: Ow!
Lopez is taken out
Church: Uhuhuhuhh... nice shot.
Tex: Thanks.
Cut to Donut and Lopez in pieces
Lopez: Mierda.
Caption: Shit.
Donut: Oh my God! Simmons! How did this happen!
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Red vs Blue (Male OC Insert) [Being heavily overhauled]
FanfictionYou were one of the first freelancers and one of the best you could never fill a mission no matter what happens you always succeed no matter who you fight you always come out on top. You've lost a lot of people you care about in your life along with...