( Yunobo is back online )
Yunobo: Um.... guys?
Yunobo: I see no one is online... but if anyone sees this I could really use some help...
Yunobo: I mean like right now...
Yunobo: How did that feature work again
Yunobo: @everyone
( Revali is back online )
Yunobo: Hi Revali
Revali: Who the hell pinged me.
Yunobo: ....
Revali: Oh. That was you.
Yunobo: Sorry....
Revali: Eh, you're Daruk's grandson or something. However that thing works with you guys. Gals. Rocks. Whatever.
Revali: I don't feel like getting on the boulder's bad side.
Yunobo: That's the thing.
Revali: What?
Yunobo: It's about... what's her name again....
Revali: "Her"?
Revali: Wait. Don't tell me. No.
Revali: No no no no no no no no I will not be hearing this one out
Yunobo: But you have to!!!
Revali: Why.
Yunobo: He's really sad right now and won't talk to anyone. I dont know what to do :(
Revali: It's a bed.
Yunobo: I know... but....
Revali: A bed. A literal non-sentient bed. Do you want me to bring a dictionary to help spell that out?
Yunobo: No......... well, thanks for the help I guess
Revali: No problem. Break a leg.
Yunobo: Break a leg?
Revali: Hylia do you know anything?
Yunobo: ....
( Urbosa is back online )
Revali: Oh look, my favorite cutie patootie is online! <3
Urbosa: Yeah, no. I already made it clear last time with those nicknames
Revali: Pumpkin Wunchkins?
Urbosa: I will skin you alive.
Revali: Sounds kinky enough to turn me on :>
Urbosa: Riju was right... it's the damn tablet...
Yunobo: Uh hi Urbosa!
Urbosa: Oh, a pleasant sight for sore eyes! How are you?
Yunobo: Not too well....
Revali: It has to do with the bed
Urbosa: What?
Urbosa: Bed?
Revali: THE bed.
Urbosa: Aha.
Urbosa: Sorry Yunobo, but even that is out of my league.
Urbosa: Please! At least let me explain the story so you'll have a better idea!
Revali: Nope.
Urbosa: Okay, I'll bite, but only because you're his grandson.
Revali: ....
Urbosa: I thought you're going to leave?
Revali: I didn't say when.
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Link & Champions Group Chat
FanfictionThis book stars Link and the Champions messing around in a group chat on Sheikah Slates. The timeline takes place one year before the Calamity, though I will incorporate a few creative elements that aren't necessarily linked to the actual timeline...
