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[Joker]: I have perfect memory, name one thing i forgot!

[Spade]: You left me in the supermarket parking lot three weeks ago...

[Joker]: I did that on purpose! Try again!

[Y/n & Exclipse]: YOU DID WHAT ON PURPOSE?!?!

[Joker]: Oh god, i forgot about them--
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[Aki]: Truth or dare?

[Exclipse]: Truth!

[Aki]: How many hours have you slept this week?

[Exclipse]:... Dare

[Aki]: Go to sleep-

[Exclipse]: I hate this game!!
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[Shadow]: You all annoy me...

[Rose]: I annoy you? *Tearing up*

[Shadow]: Not you Rose, them! *Points at the rest of them*

[Y/n]: Not even surprised...

[Akai & Aki]: Rude!!!

[Exclipse]: That's my speciality!
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[Joker]: I have an idea!

[Y/n]: No stealing Exclipse's friends invisibility cloak to annoy Spade.

[Joker]: I no longer have an idea...
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[Y/n]: That's barbaric! Joker doesn't have a crush on me!

[Spade]: Yes he does-

[Aki]: Yes he does...

[Exclipse]: Yes he does!

[Joker]: Yes i do!
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[Aki]: N/n, Exclipse and Spade won't come out of their rooms...

[Y/n]: Tell them i said something

[Aki]: Like what?

[Y/n]: something that isn't factually true

*A few minutes later*

[Exclipse & Spade]: Did you say the sun is a freaking planet N/n--
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[Y/n]: Remember, Murderer is never the answer!

[Aki & Exclipse]: It is a question--

[Shadow]: And the answer is always yes!

[Rose]: Onii-chan NO-
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*Y/n minding her own business*

[Spade]: I would die for her...

[Exclipse]: I would kill for her...

[Joker]: I would die with her...

[Queen]: I'd find a way to solve the problem WITHOUT KILLING--
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[Y/n]: I made us a friendship bracelet!

[Aki]: Thanks, but i'm not really a jewelry person...

[Exclipse]: You don't have to wear--

[Aki]: I'm wearing it forever, back off
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[Exclipse]: So Y/n...

[Spade]: You called

[Exclipse]: Dr. Neo...

[Spade]: A wig b***h?

[Y/n]: *Tearing up* Yes...

[Exclipse & Spade]: Have a biscuit sweetheart!

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[Y/n]: *Sighing* i feel so sad--

[Exclipse]: CODE RED!! CODE RED! GET YOUR BUTTS HERE BEFORE I HEX YOU!

[Joker]: YOU GET THE (Favourite sweet) I'LL PUT ON (Favourite movie)!!

[Spade]: FINE BY ME!

[Exclipse]: FASTER FASTER FASTER, I SAID CODE RED THIS AIN'T A SIMULATION DON'T SLACK OFF!

[Aki]: *Makes a Y/n burrito with a blanket*

[Shadow & Silver heart]: *Hugs Y/n*

[Akai & Hyakimaru]: *Gives stuffed dolls*

[Exclipse]: Great work everyone... Great work!
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[Shadow]: *Sigh* Everyone hates me...

[Rose]: Don't say that! We all don't hate you <3

[Shadow]: No you don't... Everyone quietly hates me-

[Y/n]: *Throws a lamp at Shadow* LIGHTEN UP B***H WE ALL LOVE YOU!
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[Y/n]: Joker! I bet i can fit the whole world in my hands!

[Joker]: That's great love--

[Y/n]: *Cups Joker's face* see? I told you i could fit the whole world in my hands!

[Exclipse]: I have taught you so well... *Tearing up*
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[Exclipse]: Why do you like being out in the rain...?

[Y/n]: I like splashing in the puddles! It's so fun!'

[Spade]: I'm just trying to get hit by lightning...

[Joker]:

[Queen]:

[Rose]:

[Shadow]:

[Akai]:

[Hyakkimaru]:

[Aki]:

[Lupin]:

[Agent Silver]:

[Silver heart]:

[Dr. Neo]:

[Dump]:

[Hachi]:

[Y/n & Exclipse]: Say that one more time, we dare you

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