[✔] KJ Express! Leaves At The Shining Night!

💭 Apparition

[Joler x Hanako! Reader]

{Joker POV}

Seventh of the seven wonders, Hanako-kun the bathroom ghost. On the third floor of the old building. The third stall of the boy's bathroom. He'll grant you any wish, whatever it is. But he'll take anything precious in exchange. You won't know what it is until it's to late...

To call him, knock three times and say: "Hanako-kun, Hanako-kun, Hanako-kun... Are you in there?" I asked a little nervous. The door then opened a bit. "Oh hello" A voice said. But no one was there. "Is a student pranking me?" I turned but saw a someone starring at me.

"Gah!!" I ran and punch him, only to fall in the process. The figure laughed. 'Why does he sound like a girl?!' I blinked looking at where he was, wait... Where'd he go? "Can't get up pretty boy?" The figure teased me. I can see right through him... "Are you a ghost?" I asked bewildered. "I prefer Apparition darling, or: Seventh of the seven wonders. Hanako the bathroom ghost!" Hanako grinned.

"I'm pleased to meet you darling" Hanako gave me a sinister smile. "Wait... You're Hanako?" I asked. "Mhmm, that's right" She gave me the 'peace' sign. "Where's your black suit and short hair?!" I hissed at Hanako. "Those aren't really my style darling" Hanako rolled her eyes.

"Why do you sound like a girl?!" I asked, "That's because i am a girl! Believe me, i'm uncomfortable with the inaccuracy, and no. My name is not Hanako, it's Y/n, but the rest of what you heard is true. I will grant your wish with an exchange of something i see fit" She raised her hands.

"What's your wish? Please don't tell me you came here only to test my existence" She frowned at me. "Why... Are you here? A girl in the boys bathroom? What a pervet..." I mumbled so she won't hear, oh but she did. "Alright nevermind" She floated back to her stall. "I TAKE IT BACK! I THINK IT'D REALLY COOL THAT YOUR A GIRL!" I panicked hopping she won't leave.

She turned to me smiling. "Ah, that changed my mood. Tell me your name and your wish darling" She raised her hands again. "My name is Kaitou Joker, and i wish to be the best Phantom Thief ever" I said grinning. "Joker, alright... Your asking to be the best Phantom Thief ever... Anything else?" She asks me.

"And with becoming the greatest Phantom Thief! I also wish someone would like me..." I said not sure if she could grant this. "I got it! Consider your wish granted darling" She winked. "Eh? Seriously?? How do you make it work? A special item??" I ask. "Yes, i carry one around... It works wonders!" She said searching through her robes.

She pulled out cards. "Here it is" She smiled. "Nani?" I asked. "Fortune cards, come and handy everytime" She informed me. "I see, but is my wish really granted?" I rose a brow. "Are you doubting the Wish granter ghost?" She squinted her eyes.

"N-no" I shook my hand dismissively. "Oh Really... Pssh, alright then, if you have any problems.. You know where to find me" She winked. And with a blink of an eye... She's gone...