✨ The crayon song?

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[PFFT I RAN OUT OF IDEAS LOLOLOL]

[Y/n]: Hello kids! I'm the color red ^^

[Y/n]: And i bought my friends! To teach about them!

[Y/n]: There the colors of all the things you see, and red is me: The color's of awesome things!

[Y/n]: Like hearts, and roses, and mars! But most importantly...

[Y/n & Shadow]: Love/Blood, Love/Blood, Love/Blood, Love/Blood, Love/Blood

[Crowd]: Hooray!! *Laughter*

[Joker]: Hi i'm orange like Mac and cheese

[Joker]: Let's name other orange things now if you please

[Joker]: You got pumpkins and tigers and the desert sand

[Joker & Shadow]: Monarch butterflies/ Prescription bottles

[Joker]: Or your orange friends...

[Joker]: Lalalalalala...

[Joker & Shadow]: Cheese/ Pills

[Crowd]: Hooray! *Laughter*

[Joker]: What are you doing?!

[Shadow]: What i was born to do...

[Queen]: You can probably guess, yellow's pretty fun-

[Shadow]: Jaundice

[Queen]: You can find it on the bus, or the raise of the sun...

[Queen & Shadow]: If you ask me, yellow's number one! (Shadow: Liver failure) Like sour, and yellow then try a lemon!

[Queen & Shadow]: Jaundice!

[Queen]: DANG IT!

[Crowd]: *Laughter*

[Silver heart]: I once ate a bug that was the color green

[Silver heart]: But the ER said it was a poisonous thing...

[Silver heart]: So that explains why i threw up green, and inside that green there were chunks of green! I bet you wish you hadn't listen to green hooray!

[Crowd]: Hooray! *Laughter*

[Spade]: Why didn't you change that one?

[Shadow]: I liked that verse

[Ryuna, in the back]: Where did i go wrong being an author...

[Spade]: The ocean is a place where many

[Spade & Shadow]: Creatures/ Nightmare's live

[Spade]: It's a deep blue sea-

[Shadow]: And it'll kill you to death, especially if you are on titanic. So let that sink in... Pun intended!

[Lupin]: Don't blow this for us man... Come on! *Sigh*

[Lupin]: Purple is the color of many pretty things from a lilac- *Gets bloody rained by Shadow*

[The colors]: *Panic noises*

[Hachi]: I guess it's my turn... There are brown things like dirt... I can't remember the words, please don't hurt... Me... *Dodges Shadow's attacks*

[Ai]: White things include

[Shadow]: All broken bones

[Ai]: There's doves and paper's

[Shadow]: And rabies from

[Ai]: There's ivory!

[Shadow]: Worth a lot of money, if you wanna buy some then email me :)

*Silence*

[Shadow]: Black is the color of emptiness, i feel it in my soul 'cause i'm an emotional mess-

[Lupin, coming in runing and yeeting Shadow]: Aahhh!! TAKE CARE OF THE BODY, SHOVE IT IN A KIDS NOSE OR SOMETHING!

[Ai]: Back to normal~!

[Crayons]: Hooray!

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