[✔] KJ Express! Leaves At The Shining Night!

✨Incorrect Quotes [8]

Driving teacher: Okay Ryuna. You're driving and see Joker fighting with Professor Clover, what do you hit?

Ryuna: Oh most definitely Professor Clover!

D. Teacher: The breaks idiot, you hit--

Ryuna: PROFESSOR CLOVER!!
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Y/n: I don't think you guys should drink more tea or coffee...

Joker: Coffee cures depression.

Aeko and Ryuna simultaneously: More Espresso, less depresso.

Ryuna: Or tea...

-Clinks cups together-
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Dr. Neo: I'm a wanted man!

Y/n: Impossible, you aren't even a wanted child!!
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Queen: *Points at Y/n* Is that the girl who took Joker away from us?

Spade: I suppose so...

Queen: Perfect! Let's run before she gives him back!
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Aeko: Why am i considered the responsible one?

Ryuna: Nii-chan once put his hand on a toaster that was still on because he wanted his toast at that moment.

Ryuna: Spade-kun once ate his ice cream with a knife because he didn't wan't to acknowledge the fact it was his turn to do the dishes.

Ryuna: Queen almost crashed Master Silver's plane when parking AGAIN because she saw a dog on the sidewalk.

Ryuna: And i make friends with objects and talk to myself which is irresponsible.

Aeko: I will never question this again. Ever.
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Police: Sir, you are under arrest for carrying three people on one motorcycle.

Joker: Wait... THREE?!

Police: Yes..?

Queen: HOLLY $H!T

Police: What happened?!

Shadow: Oh great, sh!t, fu¢k-

Spade: HACHI FELL OFF!
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Y/n: What does take out mean?

Joker, eating his favourite food: Food.

Aeko, Simping over an anime character: Dating.

Ryuna, just stabbed someone: Murder...!

Twilight: It can be all three if you're bold enough!
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Joker: 'Z' is just 'N' sideways.

Aeko: Nii-chan it's three AM go to sleep...

Joker: Zo

Ryuna: Curse you alphabet-!
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Joker: *Get's a paper cut*

LITERALLY FV€KING EVERYONE: HASN'T HE BEEN THROUGH ENOUGH ALREADY?!?!
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Y/n: I'm an early bird!

Ryuna: I'm more of a night owl.

Joker: I'm some sort of permanently exhausted pigeon...
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Joker: i Do wHAt i WAn'T-

Ryuna: I'm calling Onee-chan...

Joker: Wait nO-
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Joker: Gather around everyone. We have a problem.

Akai: The fire?

Joker: No, wait-- we have a fire?!

Akai: Nevermind this sounds more interesting!
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I had fun...