[✔] KJ Express! Leaves At The Shining Night!

✨ Incorrect Quotes [7]

Rylan: Hey author, you know the difference between you and me?

Ryuna: What?

Rylan, Holding Charm: I got out of friendzone.

Ryuna: *Smacks* Haha, good one.
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Y/n: Joker is too tall for me. It's to difficult to kiss him...

Exclipse, who got pranked by Joker: Curse him to become short.

Ryuna, annoyed at Joker for calling her short: Push Him Down

Queen, Jealous of Y/n: Break up with him.

Spade, Got beat by Joker on a heist: Punch him in the stomach.

Joker, sweating: O-or maybe ask me to l-lean down.
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Aeko: When life gives you lemons.

Aeko: Squeeze them on Dr. Neo's eyes!
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Hyakkimaru: Hey Twilight! Close your eyes!

Twilight: Alright, *Closes her eyes*

Hyakkimaru: What do you see?

Twilight: Nothing? just pitch black..

Hyakkimaru: That's my life without you!

Ryuna: Okay cut the clip, my single simp soul can't take this.
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Aeko: ... Y/n and Joker broke the bed...

Ryuna: How did they break it?

[Recap to last night]

Y/n: Jack, i bet you can't touch the ceiling!

Joker: Watch me sweetie~
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DJ Peacock: Ryuna, would you punch Joker and Spade for $5000?

Ryuna: $5000 huh?

Joker & Spade: *Intense sweating*

Ryuna: I'll skip!

Spade & Joker: *Relieved sigh*

Ryuna: I could just do it for free!
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Aeko: I wan't to bake a cake.

Joker: I wanna eat the cake.

Ryuna: I wanna be friends with the cake so it wasn't as lonely and single as i am now.
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Joker: *Singing real bad*

Hachi: Do you take requests?

Joker: Yup!

Hachi: Please stop...
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Joker: I know what we're gonna do--!

Ryuna, sobbing: This will be my last day living wont it?
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Queen: Describe yourself in one word!

Y/n: indescribable~

Aeko & Ryuna: *Claps hands*
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Someone: THE FLOOR IS LAVA

Joker, Queen, Agent Silver, Hyakkimaru: Hangs on the ceiling before you can finish the word.

Spade, Exclipse, Hachi, Dark Eye, Y/n, Aeko: Finds a good spot. Then run to it immediately.

Charm & Twilight: F L I E S

Roko, Silver Heart, Dr. Neo: Almost didn't make it to high grounds.

Rylan, Ryuna: Casually lies on the floor.
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Joker: *YEETS A BUTTER ACROSS THE ROOM*

Y/n: Wtf-

Akai: B U T T E R F L Y
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Aeko: What time is it...?

Joker: Lend me a guitar and we'll find out.

Y/n: *Hands Joker a guitar*

Ryuna: Since when do we have a guitar--

Joker: *Plays the guitar loudly*

Hachi, shouting: WHO IS PLAYING GUITAR AT 2 AM?!

Joker: It's two am.
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Spade: Alright, we have to write ten things we love.

-Everyone hands in their answer-

Spade:... Someone wrote my name ten times.
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Ryuna, sternly: Nobody is perfect--

Joker: Since when am i a nobody?
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Aeko: What are you doing..?

Joker, standing on the dining table: I am the owner of the Sky Joker, i stand where i wan't.

Aeko: Where's the cat?

Joker: I don't know--

-Ryuna screams-

Aeko: You don't know but Ryuna knows!
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Aeko, picking up the phone: Hello?

Someone: We got your son.

Ryuna: The hell? We don't have a son..

Someone: Then who's this boy eating curry messily with a red suit and looks like he doesn't have his priorities straight?

Ryuna: Oh sh!t they got Nii-chan

Aeko: Yeah, and you on the phone. Don't call him that.
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Ryuna: I have no idea why people call me a simp Tsundere and Yandere.

Also Ryuna, seeing someone too close with her fav Anime character: *Stab*

Ryuna, covered in blood: I wonder why people call me that...
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Y/n: Are you alright?

Dr. Neo: I guess i am?

Y/n: Well you don't deserve to be! Die!!!