[✔] KJ Express! Leaves At The Shining Night!

✨ Incorrect quotes part 5

[Author/ Ryuna]: I haven't posted a single chapter today...

[Ryuna]: I know what this means!

[Scorpio]: Author-san no--

[Ryuna]: EMERGENCY INCORRECT QUOTES!

[Rylan, sighing]: Get ready Exclipse.

[Exclipse]: Roger that Ry..
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[Rylan]: Tch, the power is off..

[Scorpio]: I got this!

*Scorpio shakes himself until he starts to illuminate*

[Rylan]: How-

[Scorpio]: I swallowed a flashlight...

[Charm]: Why the hell would you even--
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[Joker]: You're violent...

[Candy]: But i'm short so it's adorable~

[Aeko & Ryuna]: Die mother flipper.
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[Joker]: Do butterflies feel humans inside their stomach when they fall in love?

[Ryuna]: I ain't speakin' to you no more.
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[DJ peacock]: Would you rather stab Professor Clover or--

[Aeko]: Stab Professor Clover

[DJ peacock]: I haven't said the--

[Ryuna]: S T A B P R O F E S S O R C L O V E R-

[Professor Clover]: I feel like it's a little unsafe here, anyone else feel the same way?

[Y/n]: Die mother flipper
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[Joker]: Why do you always attack me with words?

[Ryuna, pissed at him because he keeps telling her not to go to The Twin Thunder Shark]: I'll use rocks next time, don't worry.
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[Aeko]: There's only one thing worse than dying!

-Aeko, ripping off a peace of paper, behind that paper says 'Rose'-

[Joker]: Rose?

[Shadow]: bLOody rAIn!
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[Scorpio]: Hello everyone! Today i will try different hair sprays!

-Scorpio sprays hairspray to his mouth-

[Scorpio]: First of all, this isn't very good-

[Charm]: Just because we are Apparitions, doesn't mean we get to eat anything we want Scorp...
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[Ryuna]: -Is chocking-

[Aeko]: Quick! Call 911!

[Joker]: What's the number?!

[Aeko]: Call 911!!!

[Joker]: WHAT'S THE NUMBER?!

[Ryuna]: -Stops Chocking for a second- THE NUMBER IS 911 BAKA!!
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[Y/n]: So what's the new rule here?

[KJ Squad]: no daring Joker to do stupid stuff!

[Y/n]: And why?

[Joker]: Because i have regard for my personal well being...

[Y/n]: Well done!
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[Spade]: Recommend me a book then can make me cry.

[Ryuna]: The lost boy by Dave Pelzer.

[Aeko]: A little life by Hanya Yanagihara?

[Joker]: General mathematics 6th edition...
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[Ryuna, yelling at her OC's]: But i still rather die than live in a world without you all

[Rylan]: I told you!

[Charm]: Oh shut up Ry, you might just told her to say that!

[Scorpio]: Shut up!

[Ecxclipse]: No you shut up!!
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[Y/n]: Is 4 a lot?

[Joker]: Depends on the context!

[Aeko]: Dollars? No

[Ryuna]: Murder? Yes
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[Joker]: Life is meaningless, why am i even still alive?

[Y/n]: What happened?

[Ryuna]: Ane-chan wouldn't stop for curry..
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[Rose]: Fv€k...

[Shadow]: What the fuck-

[Ryuna]: SHE SWEARS?!

[Twilight]: W H A T

[Aeko]: THE HELL--
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[Ryuna]: I wan't to be a caterpillar...

[Rylan]: Explain?

[Ryuna]: Sleep for a while, and wake up gorgeous!

[Charm]: You know they have a life span for about a week right?

[Ryuna]: Another neat highlight!
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