Men's shopping

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Chapter 29

NRPOV

Well, there was a bit of awkwardness around just then, but I think mom's okay I'll talk to her later.

I'm just taking my girl shopping or should I say I was supposed to be taking Ella shopping but then Lauren stole her because we men aren't supposed to go with her. Dammit, I wanted to take her I wanted to see her shopping. There'll be plenty of time for that in the future. But having Lauren's good she needs more friends. She's not like me and doesn't have a lot of friends I think it's pretty much my other Lauren and that's it. I'll change that. We head to a coffee shop.

"What you thinking old man?"

"Ha old man says the man older than me. I was just thinking I wanted to do that with her. But it's cool there'll be plenty of other times."

"Exactly and if she hangs around Lauren you'll have to keep working until you're ninety."

"No, she's not that bad. It would've been nice to see her getting broken in."

"We're still talking about shopping right?"

"Yeah. What the fuck did you think I was talking about."

"Oh, we heard you break her in last night."

"Yeah I did, haven't done that before it was nice."

"Yes you have we tag-teamed a couple of girls before and we both did that to them."

"No, I meant as the first person to do that."

"Oh, you mean her cherry."

"Yes in a disgusting way yes."

"So she never before. Man, what kind of asshole was she married to before? No offense Norman but who wouldn't want to fuck her ass it's a nice ass."

"Well, you don't want to know what else he didn't do to her. She was like a virgin I liked it a lot."

"So she never had sex before? How's that possible?"

"No, she's done that. But he never went down on her."

"You're kidding me, right? I'm sorry if you get your dick sucked it's kind of a requirement. At least I think it is. If she's willing to put your dick in her mouth the least you can do is go down on her."

"Well he never did and from what she said he was forceful with BJ's as well."

"Damn I'm sorry to hear that."

"It's okay the thing is she is amazing doing it. Love it way better than Cecilia. Ella won't make marriage boring."

"I knew there was a reason you kept that bitch."

"I tried to get rid of her she kept coming back."

"Yeah like a shit that won't flush." We both laughed at that.

"Yeah exactly. Well, haven't seen her in months hope I never do again."

"Dude your taste in women sucked."

"You hit it on the head man it sucked, I think most of them must have taken classes in how to keep your man happy, first lesson suck like a vacuum cleaner."

"That's funny."

"That's what I love about Ella, she wants to make me happy but I want to make her happy. She's simple she likes things that all those others didn't. You know she hadn't watched television or movies for twelve years before we met?"

"No didn't know that."

"Well, my point is it's nice to just be able to stay home and watch a movie or television, doing things normal ordinary couples do. I don't want her to lose that side of her you know and I love that."

"That's cute making you a pussy."

"Excuse do you mind there are kids here we don't need to hear you two talking like that." Said some random woman sitting next to us.

"Sorry ma'am." we both said at the same time.

"Jinx."

"Sean we got to get a new mattress let's find somewhere that sells up them and check it out."

"What you break the bed or something? Exactly how many orgasms did you give her last night I heard her saying oh god about twelve times last night."

"I honestly have no idea but yeah we trashed the bed. Last night was a lot of firsts for us."

"Do I even want to know?"

"Yeah, you do. You'll use it to fuck Lauren later."

"Yeah. Okay what else happened."

"Well, my little Ella's a squirter."

"Nice, I love doing that to Lauren so is she."

"I mean she had no idea, it was so cute she thought she was going to pee. Oh and found her g spot. So it was an awesome night last night. I want a new bed for Ella she deserves a bed that I haven't slept with anyone else in."

The woman across from me gave us a dirty look.

"Dude I think we should go somewhere else."

"I think your right."

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