Catastrophe-2

Who is DeVoe?

I hope you all like this chapter.

"Ralph shot a man in the ass?" I ask Barry.

"Well...the guy was shooting at us and the bullet bounced off Ralph's hand and into his ass." Barry clarifies.

"Sounds like your superhero training is going well." I tease him.

"Hey." Barry stops and wraps his arms around my waist. "You could always join me on these training sessions. You trained me real good."

"I could do that but..." I place my hands on his chest. "I still holding a grudge for Ralph taking you all to a strip club and Damian getting arrested for starting a fight with someone."

"Yeah, that was..." I look at him. "It wasn't the best thing. But he made it through and he's finally using our actual names more than those horrid nicknames."

"Don't look at his phone."

"What?" Barry asks me confused.

"You're String Bean in his phone and Cisco is Rapunzel and..."

"And Ralph?"

"Dumb and Dumber."

"But those are two people." Barry states.

"He says Ralph is such an idiot that he equals to both of them." I explain. "He changes it to Detective Dipshit as well."

"Did you look into DeVoe?"

"I looked through all of my sources and I'm still having no luck on finding a DeVoe that Abrakadabra spoke of."

"Come let's see if the rest of the gang hand any luck." Barry and I walk into the lab seeing Harry looking over the screen frustrated. Caitlin and Cisco look exhausted.  "Ouch. All-nighter huh?"

"I haven't been this tired since Killer Frost decided to go to Burning Man." Caitlin states.

"Yeah? Well, how is our search for the mysterious DeVoe coming?"

"Allen, we're searching for an evil mastermind. The only clue we have to go on is his name, of which there's literally thousands, so how's the search going? It's..." Harry tosses a marker at the wall in frustration. "Fantastic."

"I missed that." Cisco comments.

"If we're gonna find DeVoe we need more brainpower." Harry explains to us.

"Well, why didn't you say so? One master detective ready to detect." Ralph comes into the room.

"I said more brainpower." Harry removes his coffee mug from Ralph's hands. Ralph leans against the computer initiating an emergency alarm. Ralph scrambles to find a way to turn it off. Barry looks at Harry and me to help. I use my powers to shove Ralph out of the way as Harry hits a simple button stopping the alarm. "Like I said we need more help. Maybe I should call my friends." We all perk up hearing this.

"Your what?" Barry asks Harry confused.

"My friends." He repeats.

"Is he saying, friends?" Barry asks Caitlin.

"I think he's being sarcastic." Caitlin replies.

"He could have friends." I argue.

"No." Barry shakes his head.

"No, no, this is delirium. He's cracked from being awake all night. Hey, Harry, all of your friends are in this room." Cisco tries to remind Harry who looks pissed.

"I have other friends. You asked me to make new friends. I made new friends. It was a task. I complete tasks." Harry rambles on.

"Good for you Harry. We would love to meet your friends." I assure him.