post malone / mileven texting au.

twenty-six.

CHAPTER TWENTY-SIX;
TAMPON VIBES.

post malone

EL

MIKE

not quite
this is lucas
i have mike's phone

oh
why

to investigate

oh
investigate what

you and mike

oh
wdym

you say oh a lot

boi u don't even know 😗😗

ok this is max now
lucas can't get to the fucking point

where is mike

holly caught toilet paper on fire upstairs so he's trying to get rid of the smokey smell
he left his phone

why did she light toilet paper on fire

i don't know?

oh
u know u can't get to the point any better than lucas

bitch?

um u must be mistaken
don't call me that
fucking bitch

omg he coming back i think
text me (817) 584-2299

why would i text u
u called me a bitch

WTF JUST DO IT DAMN

kk

(817) 584-2299

is this bitch

it's fucking bitch to u

ok

fucking bitch

why did u want me to text u

bc mike won't tell us wtf is going on w u two
he's so secretive
like he won't even tell lucas

why do u think there's something going on
perhaps we're simply friends

bc he tries to hide his screen when he's texting u
especially when he's snapping u 😗

hahahahha yeah
he never knows what he's getting on snap

ok so are u guys like talking

no
wait maybe?
girl i'm ngl i've never done this before

wdym

i've never liked a guy

oh
are u gay
or like bi
please tell me mike didn't change that bc i will laugh

no
omg
u aren't getting me

then make some fucking sense