post malone / mileven texting au.

twenty-four.

CHAPTER TWENTY-FOUR;
DIRTY LITTLE SLUT.

post malone

hi

hi

u feelin weird abt last night?

yeah
you too?

lmao no
but i figured u would

oh

don't feel weird mike
i had fun 😉😉

i'm aware

omg stop being awkward

i'm not meaning to be
i swear
i just have never done that

i know
i took ur facetime sex virginity 🤪🤪
twas an honor

i just feel weird

try jerking urself off
it could help relieve the weirdness

el

or did u already try that

i hate you

luckily i enjoy hate sex

you've had hate sex?

perhaps

why did you sleep with someone you hate

bc the dick was too good 😔😔
i went to confession after dw

since when are you catholic?

i'm not?

i'm confused

the church near my building has stained glass windows

oh?

i like stained glass
a lot
oh and the candles
i like lighting the candle thingy

if you can't believe in it at least you can appreciate it

why are we talking abt religion
i'm too horny for that

you horny?
shocking

hahahhahahahahah
hilarious
fuck u

you've made it abundantly clear that, that is your priority

yup

at least you have goals

i have plans
omg we're gonna see each other in a week
THATS SO CRAZY
r u excited

relatively 

why can't u just say yes or no
now i have to look up a word

your smarts amaze me

if u wanna be amazed u should see my bare ass 😉😉