post malone / mileven texting au.

two.

CHAPTER TWO;
HYPERBOLIC LEVEL.

post malone

hey

hey

do u remember me

no

🤨🤨
bitCH

i'm joking
it's only been a day

i made ur contact in my phone post malone

why
i thought we already established that i'm not post malone
did you forget my name

no MIKE
but we owe post malone for sanctioning this friendship

pretty sure you don't know what sanctioning means

i do not
ur correct

so if i'm post malone, who are you

i'm el 😤😤
duhhhh dipshit

if you get to be you, why can't i be me??

ur literally so STUPID

is it too late to revoke my friendship

yes ☺️☺️
now whatcha doin straight boy

eating cereal

deLISH
what kind
my fav is the frosted flakes w the strawberries

reese puffs

ew
i'm allergic to peanut butter

how can you say ew if you've never had it?

i have had it

why did you eat peanut butter if you're allergic??

it was a dare
mama ain't abandon no bitch 😤

oh
well, at least the peanut butter didn't kill you

truuu
it just made my tongue swell up

ouch
anyway
wyd

watching emma chambie vids

i like her videos

ugh me too 😫😫😫
is2g she could beat the shit out of me and i'd still pay her to fuck me

oh
damn
that's intense

i saw her once 🥺🥺
it was from a distance but still

i'm sure you still made an impression

riding in her old subaru is on my bucket list
riding her face is also on my bucket list
but it's lower down bc it seems kind of far fetched

kind of?

what's on ur bucket list

i don't have a bucket list