post malone / mileven texting au.

eight.

CHAPTER EIGHT;
PREMARITAL SEX.

*** TRIGGER WARNING! ***
MENTION OF SEXUAL ASSAULT

post malone

hey

hi?

what's with the question mark

u never text me first
at least not normally

oh
really?

mhm 😔😔
so why did u
are u finally giving in to the erotic sensuality that i ooze

i am not
sorry to disappoint
i was bored
and we haven't texted today
so i texted you
sort of regretting my decision already

gonna ignore that last part
whatcha doin

homework
you?

😗😗😏😏
are u asking to do me
bc if so
i accept

um?
no
i was asking what you're doing
i was reflecting the question back to you

u should've clarified

how are we going to be friends if you sexualize everything i say?

well we've gotten this far

it's barely been a week

and look how close we are 😩😩
ur the post to my malone, mike
we lowkey balance one another out

how do you figure

ok well
i'm hot, wild, sexual, fun, climactic, sensual, erotic and enthusiastic

way to be modest

and ur reserved, disciplined, content, scared of sex and any form of nudity, smart, sheltered and calm

oh wow
you sure know how to boost a guy's confidence

ur everything i'm not
and i'm everything ur not
i think the universe brought us together 😳

are you high
this is how dustin talks when he's high
he starts rambling about the universe and shit

no i'm not high?
i already told u i don't smoke

ok then you're just out of touch with reality

uh?
wdym
i'm very in touch w reality
u lack an understanding of the universe
there is balance
everything has a reason

riiiight

ugh u suck 🙄🙄

pretty sure sucking is more your thing

GASP 😯😯😯😦
U MADE A DIRTY JOKE
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA YES
MY CORRUPTION HAS FINANLLY BEGUN !!;$:&/) 😁😁😁😁🤣
i predict we'll be sexting by the end of the week 🤪🤪

you predict incorrectly

we'll seeee 👀👀🥵
r u still grounded