post malone / mileven texting au.

twenty-two.

CHAPTER TWENTY-TWO;
THE COOL RICH GAY AUNT.

post malone

hey

morning ugly❤️

morning shitface❤️

u act like that won't turn me on 👀
why don't u spit on me and pull my hair while ur at it

uh

guess we aren't there yet

not quite

we'll get there, dw
so tell me stuff

stuff?

that's what i said

what stuff

omg like what's going on in ur life
it's almost like u don't want to talk to me
smh u just wanna get in my pants

definitely
because it's ME that brings up sex every 10 min

yes yes it is
now tell me ur stuff michael

my stuff is boring
i got a 95 on a calculus test

u right
ur stuff is boring
so is mine 😭😭

now i can't imagine anything about you would be boring

u would be wrong
i've watched twilight 3 times this week
will is always w his dumb bf 🙄🙄
ur too far away
and my party friends are pissed at me so they haven't been inviting me to go out w them

why are they mad at you?

they wanted me to get us into this party bc i hooked up w the president of a fraternity
but he wanted to hook up if i went
and i wasn't down
and they got mad abt it

oh
your party friends are ass

yes but they're fun
except for kiera
she does coke for bfast 😳😳

uh
that's one way to start the day

anyway
my life is boring as of late ☹️☹️

my life is always boring
you'll live

ur supposed to be nice to me
wait do u not have a crush on my anymore or smth
will said crushes normally fade
omg did urs fade 😔

i still like you, el
i forgot how blunt you are

blunt?
i don't smoke i already told u

i also forgot how limited your vocabulary is

umm to be fair i was practically mute until i was 9 😤😤

really?
i didn't know that

yes it's hard to believe bc i'm so outspoken nowadays

why didn't you talk when you were younger

just didn't feel like it ig
i was scared ppl wouldn't care what i said so i just sat back and observed
i was like 👁👄👁 all through elementary