post malone / mileven texting au.

seven.

CHAPTER SEVEN;
INTOLERABLY HORNY.

post malone

morning mr malone

it's 2 in the afternoon?

yes but it's saturday
so it's technically morning

did you just wake up??

yeah
what abt it

damn
what time did you go to sleep last night

4ish
my friday nights r pretty wild 🤪🤪

i would bet

all i know is
i went to some frat party w will and i was definitely wearing underwear when i got there
but now they're gone

i've heard of that

what

vanishing underwear
it's happening here too
lots of reported cases

wait
r u serious

no

😧😧
BITCH 😡
i fucking believed u

you also believed i was post malone

BC U SAID U WERE

why would post malone text you back?

😳😳😳😥😥
OK THAT WAS FUCKING MEAN
WHY WOUDLNT HE

i'm just saying
you're very gullible

no i'm not
u have lost my trust mike wheeler

how will i go on?

if i wasn't determined to convince u to send me a pic of ur pp, i would stop texting u

i'm not sending you a pic of my pp

not yet

why do you want to see my pp

curiosity
and horniosity 🥴

you live almost 3 hours away
my dick isn't going to be of any service to you from here

u seem disappointed 😏

not at all

u know
abstinence is kind of sexc 😏

can we stop talking about my dick and your constant state of arousal

as long as we revisit the topic eventually

el

yeah that's it say my name 😫

change the subject

to what
the weather???
ok sure
how's the weather, michael?

it's raining