post malone / mileven texting au.

fourteen.

CHAPTER FOURTEEN;
THE ELIO TO MY PEACH.

willie woo

hi baby 🥰🥰🥰

die, slut.

don't be like that ily🥺🥺❤️

fuck off, eleanor.

damn full name that's just fucking COLD
willie woo woo
i'm sorry ☹️☹️🥺
i was bad
irresponsible
disgusting
a disappointment
i am ashamed of last night
deeply shamed

bitch no u aren't 😐

no really
u were right
i shouldn't have gone
it was a wednesday
that's a bad night to go to a party
especially to go w tina and them

why do u go w them??
ur always ready to bail before them
this happens every time
i don't mind on the weekends el
but i had a test first period this morning
i can't be sneaking out at nearly 2 am to pick ur drunk ass up on school nights
my grades barely qualify me for SAIC

i know will
i'm sorry
i won't do it again
i swear
love you ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🧡💚
sosososo much

u better

i owe u my first born child if i ever get knocked up

u do

how was ur test

hard but i think i passed

YAYYY 💫🌟✨⭐️

are u coming to school

yes
i'm abt to get out of bed and get ready

bring me a mcmuffin

those are gross

stfu i'm still lowkey mad
u should shower me w gifts

i should
i'll bring u one ❤️

good bitch

now
i feel as tho i should confess something

what

it seems i fucked up 😅😅

seems?

not seems
i fucked up 🙃🙃

what'd ya do

shot screenshots won't send
MY STUPID FUCKING DATA AH
ok i sent them on snap

kk hold on
ELEANOR JANE

bitch i know

ARE U KIDIDNG ME

i'm dumb

UR DUMB
who tf is austin

aahahhahahah yeah abt that
google post malone

UR SO STUPID OMG
WHAT WERE U THIBKIBG HAHAH

i wasn't thinking
i was drunk
give me some credit
at least i didn't tell him it's him

u might as well have

he isn't going to google post malone

u google post malone pretty often
it wouldn't be that unlikely

MAKE ME FEEL BETTER ABT THIS

no u dumb
and i'm mad at u for waking me up last night
i was having good dreams
the kind that involve me nestled right between timothée chalamet and armie hammer
i was the peach 🙈🙈

ok imagine sucking someone's dick after they fucked a peach
😳😳😩😩💦💦

i want to toooo ughhhh
WAIT NO
back to austin/mike/post malone/whoever the fuck else

i don't like being surface level w him
it makes me 🥺😕😕😥😥

then fall in love w him
i will give u $10

pssh that's a titty pic
i can make 10x that on a sunday night

bc ur a whore and half of chicago has seen urs ass

what an ass to see 🍑🍑

god i love peaches 🤪

me tooo 😩
i wish mike would be the elio to my peach

shut ur het ass up and let the gays have this fruit

BITCH I COULD BE BI
U NEVER KNOW

u only made out w sarah bc u were dared

yes but i enjoyed myself

stfu u like 🍆 too much for 🐱
but it's ok el i'm right there w u too babe
lol no matter how much my dad wishes i didn't 😳😗😗😗✌🏻

😗😗

ok but anyway
whatcha gonna do abt mike if ur not falling in love or keeping it surface level

um ig i'll just act normal??
he thinks i like someone so idk how to go abt that
but maybe if i just pretend things are normal then i'll stop liking him and we can just be friends

u have no idea how crushes work 🥶

no
how do they work

they fester
the more u try to conceal them the more they grow
the heart wants what it can't have babe 🥰🥰

but i can't have him
like there's no way
he doesn't like me

r u sure abt that 👀
from the screenshots u sent me
he didn't seem too enthusiastic abt ur crush on 'austin'
also he stayed up until u texted him u were home 😳😳
that's love ngl

no he was already awake
idk i just know he doesn't like me like that

what if he does and ur just fucking stupid

ok u can stop insulting me now
i don't have to bring u a mcmuffin u know

yes u do

FUCK
ok
i gotta get ready
see u in a bit 🍑✨✨

if u don't bring my muffin i'm punching ur peach 🤪🥰🥰

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a/n: this was supposed to be a mileven chapter but i needed more context for it.. plus y'all need to understand the 'austin' thing. ik it's short but thx for reading!! next update should be tmrw?? i hope?? haha xx

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