CHAPTER ONE;
BITCH IS GENDER NEUTRAL.(817) 270-6400
hi 🤠🤠
hi
omg u replied
HOLY FUCKING FUCK??
this is post malone right
right
OH MTGOD HOLY SHIT
IM GOING TO SHIT MYSELF
HI POSTY I LOV E YOU!!!!:!!:
💖💖🥺🥺✨💖💖❤️❤️🥰i'm just fucking with you
what
i'm not post malone
what
wtf
why would u say u werewhy would you think i am??
bc he posted this number
and said to text himi don't think he did
yes he did
you sure?
oh shit
no he didn't
i put the wrong number tehe
my bad 😗😗it's fine ig
aw dang 🤧
i rly thought he replied to me
but your not even himyou're*
wow bitch
here's ur medal for the grammar police academy 🏅🏅thank you
i've been waiting on itwell glad i'm could give ur life of grammar policing some purpose
i'm glad you could too
post malone would never correct someone's grammar
it's quite rude u knowi'm informing the uninformed
plus you called me a bitch
i don't think i'm the rude oneum??
when did i call u a bitch??2 minutes ago?
oh
HAHAH i didn't even realize
well bitch is gender neutral so 🤷♀️🤷♀️it's still an insult
a gender neutral insult tho
??
so what r u
so i can specify my insults ofcwhy are you asking?
bc i'm fucking curious damn
i'm a guy
oh cool so u have a peen
i don't
does it float in the bathwhat
wait
how old r uwhy?
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post malone / mileven texting au.
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