post malone / mileven texting au.

eleven.

CHAPTER ELEVEN:
TRADING TRAUMAS.

post malone

hey

hiiiiii 😏
soooo?

so?

so how was ur date
did u do the ole hanky panky 🍒💥

um
no

no?

well
not technically

oh
what does that mean 😳

it means we didn't have sex

but u did something...?

if you must know
yes

oh
well good for u buddy !!
so did u give or receive 😗

el, can we not talk about this

yes we cannot

what

TELL ME
i need the horny details
my desert has been dry for far too long 😔😔

jesus christ
i didn't need to know that

i didn't ask what u needed to know
but dw i'm hooking up w a guy tmrw night so i should be back to my usual, sexually satiated self soon

lovely
and bonus points for using the word "satiated" correctly

tehehhe thank u 😳🥺
ok now tell me !!!

fine
you know
i can't believe i'm telling you this
you're worse than dustin

stop being modest 🙄🙄
it's fucking boring
now tell

we made out during the movie

how erotic 🤨
um
is that it???

then on the way home she told me to park somewhere private

oh
and did u 👀

yeah
there's this creepy abandoned lab in my town and people go there to hook up and shit

nice 
u just described like half of chicago
but continue 👁👄👁

and we made out more but she said she didn't want to go all the way because it was only a first date

aw how boring 🤣

el

i'm kidding!!! 🙂🙂
ok then what happened
don't tell me she made u park just to leave ur blue balls hanging 🥶

no
she didn't

oh
so she gave u head??

no

A HANDIE??

yes

why didn't she suck it
kind of lame if u ask me 😬😬