CHAPTER FIFTEEN;
FAKING CHLAMYDIA.post malone
you alive?
sadly 😔😔
you hungover?
no
i only get hangovers when i black outi'm surprised you didn't
your typing was certainly impairedsays u
yes i'm the one who said it?
so did you make it to schoolyup
just in time for my math class 😅😔
tbh i wish i didn't
i should've just gotten some cfa and skippedhonestly you should've
i would chose chick-fil-a over school lunch any dayi have too many absences
i'm not surprised
did i ask
snappy, damn
you ok today??today?
yeah
yesterday you were being weird
i assume because of austinwhat
oh yes yeah
it was bc of him yesyeah?
but i'm good today
lol pretty sure i was being over dramatic abt the whole crush thing
i tend to exaggerate when i'm drunkbut you were acting weird before the party
yes
bc i was running low on sleep
speaking of i could still use a nap
i had a late night lol
will is lowkey mad at me for waking him up to get me 😗😗it was 2 in the morning
that's understandable
but i'm sure he would've rather gone and gotten you than something happentrue true
so what were u doing up so late 🤔
killer study sesh or smth?couldn't sleep
and then you texted and i was moderately concerned so i waited until you were home to fall asleepaw
u didn't have to tho
i'm pretty good at finding my way home when i'm stumbling drunk
believe me i've got stories 😳😳i bet you do
but seriously
what would u have donewdym
like if someone kidnapped me and i never texted u when i got home
what were u gonna do from indianai don't know
i'd probably message your friend will on instagramso u know his instagram 👀
do u stalk me ??i wouldn't call briefly looking at your account and seeing him in a pic stalking
u can stalk me
it's ok
i stalk u too
hahahahah i stalk everyone tho 🤣🤣
i get bored
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