post malone / mileven texting au.

twenty-one.

CHAPTER TWENTY-ONE;
NOT INTO CANNIBALISM.

post malone

why

why what

why ur ass so fat 🥵🥵

genetics

i texted u bc i'm horny

i thought you texted me because my ass is fat

mikeeeeee 😭😭
can we sext or smth

i'm with lucas rn
i really don't want to get a boner and have to look up and see his face

hmm
maybe i should text dustin then 👀

no, you shouldn't

why not 😇

because then i wouldn't even consider sexting you

😔😔
do u know how much i've had to take care of myself ever since i started liking u

tell me

EVERY FUCKING NIGHT BRO

every night?

sometimes twice 😳

wow
that's kind of impressive

i get finger cramps too 😖😖

i imagine so

stop being so dry 🙄🙄
give me something to work w here

what do you want to work with?

well if u must know, i'd like a vid of u nutting
but i doubt u would so
some vulgar emojis would work

what are you doing

trying to get u to sext me bc i'm horny
i thought it was obvious ?

oh, it is obvious
but you're always horny so i'm not shocked

fuck u

isn't that what you intend to do?

yes
OMG YES FINALLY UR FLIRTING BACK 😳😳🥵🥵

finally

i want u so bad, mike

el
i'm in public

mmmh i know
but i can't help it
i always think abt it

think about what?

u touching me
i really want u to touch me

i need you not to say stuff like that right now

check snap pls 😌😌

jesus christ
ok i really really need you to stop
i'm not wearing the right pants to get a boner