post malone / mileven texting au.

thirty-nine.

CHAPTER THIRTY-NINE;
THE WARM AND FUZZIES!

post malone

hi
question

answer

who is ur fav spider-man

i feel like my answer is really gonna affect our relationship

wait
ok another question
are we in a relationship
mike i don't know how this works
wait nvm
will said i shouldn't have asked that
forget i asked it
back to spider-man hahahahahha

look el
will is great but do whatever the fuck you want
there is no should and shouldn't with us ok?

ok
but still u don't have to answer that
the second question
u do have to answer the first tho

ok i'll answer both
1) tom holland
2) not officially but pretty fucking much
now who's you're favorite spider-man

andrew garfield

uh can i change my answer on question 2

sure?

my new answer is fuck no

WHAT WHY

because you said andrew garfield

ARE U KIDDING ME

no
it's tom holland
then tobey
and then andrew

u know what
i regret sucking ur dick
don't come to my city
we're done
ANDREW IS SUPERIOR
HE DESERVED THE WORLD
AND HE GOT NOTHING

ok maybe he's not the issue but the movies themselves
the villains were ass
and the ending of the second one is sad as fuck
and why did they name her gwen and not mj??? why mess with tradition??

it's not about the villains
it's about the love story
it's a romance with a superhero side plot
that's why it's the best

oh yeah because that's what everyone watches spider-man for
a love story

mike i really don't see us working out long term anymore

neither do i

good

excellent

i get it, u use bigger words

tremendous

anyway i'm calling up an old fuck buddy rn

outstanding

oop and now i'm meeting up w him in an hour

no the fuck you're not

then apologize

to who??
for what?????

to me
for not giving andrew the respect he deserves

fuck that