post malone / mileven texting au.

twenty-five.

CHAPTER TWENTY-FIVE;
CUMHEARTS.

post malone

hey

don't ever shave ur head

i'm good thanks for asking
how about you?

what
i didn't ask anything
i'm confused

of course you are
why are you telling me not to shave me head??

bc i don't want u to

i figured
but what prompted you to tell me

i saw a pic of post malone w his bald head
and then i thought of u
and then i thought of u bald
DONT BE BALD 😡😡
ur head probably bumpy so

that's not nice
what if i want to be bald one day

then i'm gluing ur hair back on and ripping it off as punishment

oh
this is getting weird el

whatever

??
are you alright
you're acting iffy

did u just call me iffy
that's highly insulting
you fucking cunt

now i'm confused

who

are you going to say "cares"

cares

ok that answers that

what are u doing

i'm at my nana's
she made cannolis

tell her i wanna suck her grandson's cannoli

i'm not going to tell her that

k

why are you being so weird
is everything ok??

everything is fine
i fucking hate men
always asking so many fucking questions
why can't a girl make a comment abt sucking a cannoli without u thinking she's not ok??

actually the cannoli comment was the least concerning thing you've said
i was more worried about the "k"

oh
sounds like a u problem

stop being so moody

FUCK U

dial down the bitchiness and maybe you will one day

i literally wanna suck ur soul out through ur dick right now

damn
even when you're mean, you're still horny as fuck

IM NOT MEAN U STUPID FUCKHEAD
UR JUST IRRITATING ME

i don't know if i should ask this

then u shouldn't

but does your current behavior have anything thing to do with a certain cycle