post malone / mileven texting au.

six.

CHAPTER SIX;
LET LOOSE.

post malone

what is ur last name

why

will wants to look u up on the white pages 👀

??

plus i wanna find ur instagram

well i'm not on the white pages
and my instagram is mikewheel

brb
wtf it's private
u boring bitch

follow it?

ughhh ok
now go accept my request

wow you're clothed in all of your pics
i'm shocked

well ofc these goods aren't free
except for u 😩😩

wtf how do you have so many followers

wouldn't u like to know 😏

you say that a lot
i accepted your request

yay
ughhh yes
i would definitely smash 🤤🤤

i regret this friendship a little more every time you text me

would u smash me

i'm not answering that

whyyyy

because?
i don't want to objectify you

mmmm but what if i want u to objectify me 🥵
seriously tho
smash or pass 😏

pass

oh U BITCH 😤😤
I WANNA BE SMASHED

you're a freak

a freak in the sheets 👅🍆

EL

will said there's 1 result for michael wheeler on the white pages 😳👀
do u happen to be a 49 year old man in mississippi w 3 counts of child molestation??

shit you caught me

hey do u wanna ft

i'm not gonna get you off on facetime if that's what you have in mind

lame ass 🤧
but ofc not will is here anyway
we can save the good stuff for later 🤪

we can facetime later if you really want
i'm can't right now

aw i can't later
i'm hooking up w a guy

a different guy than last time?

yes duh
i blocked the frat boy 😷
the guy i'm meeting tn is actually a junior at my rival hs but rumor is his 🍆 is 8 inch
so i'm conducting a personal investigation 😇