post malone / mileven texting au.

four.

CHAPTER FOUR;
FATCOOCHIE_69.

post malone

psst
who are u

who am i 😌
who r we 😳
we r THAT bitch 🥵

no fr who are u
hurry
how do u know mike

are u not mike?

i'm dustin
his friend
he's in the bathroom
how do u know him
hurry plz

oh lol
wellll if u MUST know
we met on omegle a few months back
my username was fatcoochie_69
he was beating his meat
ugh it was love at first cock 🥰🥰

are u serious

so serious 😩😩

shit he's coming

aw i love it when he cums 🤍

jesus christ
el what the fuck

mike
hellloooo 😇
i met ur friend

fucking dustin

no don't fuck dustin
fuck me 🥴🥴
just kidding!!
..unless? 😳😳

i swear he has an obsession with taking people's phones

ooh like a klepto??
i hooked up a klepto once
the sex wasn't great but he had tons of cool shit
he gave me some earrings he stole
so it all worked out

not a klepto
just a nosy piece of shit

u didn't tell him who i was??
aww boo i thought we were friends

we are

then why u no tell ur friends abt ur new friend 😔😔
i told will abt u

will?

yes my best friend
the gay one i tried to set u up w when i found out ur gay

i'm not gay

and i'm not convinced

ok whatever

will said ur probably a creepy old pedophile
u would think he'd be more supportive of our alarmingly mysterious friendship considering his history of grinder hook ups gone wrong

hm you would think

HE RLY THINKS A GUY W A 9 INCH DICK IS ACTUALLY GONNA PUT THAT IN HIS BIO??
it was an obvious red flag
guys w big dicks r always humble abt it u know

i don't know
but sure

see ur so humble
i just know ur packing 👀

i'm uncomfortable again

lolol sorry
i get carried away
i'm v passionate abt the topic u see

i see
anyway
why does he think i'm a creepy old pedophile??

oh bc u haven't sent me a pic yet