post malone / mileven texting au.

nine.

CHAPTER NINE;
SEX TEACHER.

post malone

hellooo

hey
you're texting me

oooh so observant

i thought you were upset with me

er
no?
should i be 😳

we haven't talked in like 3 days

aw did u miss me 🥺

in a way

hahahahah how sweet of u
but i'm not mad at u

oh good
i thought you were avoiding talking to me or something

i am
well
i was
now i'm not
obviously 🤪🤪

you were avoiding me?
why

bc i overshared
i don't do that
like ever

oh
so you're not avoiding me anymore?

nah
i missed u too btw
ur my good influence
i've been naughty w out u 😏😏

i believe you

want details?
i'll be graphic for u 🥵🥵

i'm gonna have to pass

boooooo
ur no fun

i just want you to know that i'm glad you told me
about that thing

ughhh mike 😞😞
my plan was to pretend i never told u
ur sorta messing w my plan by bringing it up 😬😬

ok
i'll shut up

thank u, sexy

moving on
what have you been up to since we talked
i'll have the family friendly version of you don't mind

there isn't a family friendly version 🥴

i don't know why i was delusional enough to think there was

hahahahhaha
ok i'm kidding
i actually haven't been as naughty as as i claim 😳😳😌😌

jesus christ
stop saying naughty
you're not fucking santa

no ur right
ur santa !!!! 🎅🏻🎅🏻🥵
mmh want me to sit on ur lap daddy claus??

EL FUCKING CHILL

HAHAHHAHAHA
i'm sorry it was too easy

lose the words daddy and naughty when you text me please

but i'm naughty, daddy 🥺

i'm done
this friendship is void
goodbye

noooo mikeyyyy
pls cum back 🤍
i'll tone it down i swearsies
MIKE
MIKE
MIKE
MIKE
MIKE
MIKE

you're fucking annoying