post malone / mileven texting au.

five.

CHAPTER FIVE;
FRIENDS WITH VIRTUAL BENEFITS.

post malone

hey

hiiiiiiiii

so is everything ok??

what

with piper?
you said something was wrong with her yesterday

oh yeah
she's ok
she's just getting really old
and her hips are bad
and she was having a hard time walking
that doesn't happen normally so i freaked out

oh shit
i'm sorry, el

it's ok
anyway
can we talk abt something other than my old dog before i get sad haha

of course
so what are you doing

screwin 🥴

what
really
right now?

HAHAHAH NO
it's a video
like it's a tiktok
i'm not screwing right now

oh

omg but u like rly thought i was

well yeah

u think i'm gonna text u when i'm getting drilled??
that's just bad hook up etiquette mike
smfh 😤😤

my bad
i guess i'm not as well versed in hook up etiquette as you

that's ok ☺️☺️
i can teach u
"inform the uniformed"

you can stop quoting me

hey ur smart

yes
i know

DAMN SO COCKY
mmm that's ok i like cock 😉

jesus christ

hahahhahaha
ok anyway
do my math hw pls 🥺👉🏻👈🏻

no

WHAT WHY

because i don't want to
just because i'm good at school doesn't mean i like it

but ur a nerd and nerds like school

i'm not a nerd

fuck i forgot
ur a skater nerd stoner indie hybrid

i'm not a fucking stoner either

suuuure
r u high rn 😳

no
i'm at school

why are u still at school
it's the afternoon
school is over

i have a club meeting

omg aw ur in a club
that's so cute buddy

it's not cute
i have to be in clubs to qualify for my scholarship