post malone / mileven texting au.

thirty-one.

CHAPTER THIRTY-ONE;
MIKE JR.

post malone

can we pretend i didn't get high and say all that really gross insecure annoying shit last night?
yes?
AW GREAT THANK U 🥰😗😗

good morning to you too

good morning bestie 😎😎

as for pretending last night didn't happen..

what are u talking abt
what is last night
is that a movie
i haven't seen it
oh wait
no
NOOOO
U FUCKING ASKED ME FOR NUDES

i did?
when?

LAST NIGHT

what's last night
is that a movie

MIKE
i fucking hate u

i highly doubt that

wait stop
did u really wanna see them 🥺🥺

you're so fucking weird

DID U

well yeah
but oh well the moment passed

no no we can revive it

you didn't even want to send them..?

i was unwell
i told u smoking makes me paranoid !!

see i thought you meant paranoid as in ghosts and serial killers trying to get you or something

sometimes it's like that
i guess bc i'm nervous abt meeting tmrw, my paranoia veered elsewhere

i guess that makes sense

ok well can we forget all the whiny embarrassing things i said
i hate me

i suppose

thank u bestie

don't call me that

thank u baby

whatever
did you end up going to school today?

yes i'm here now 😃🔫
didnt u say u have a free day today ??
why

we get state-mandated student mental health days
two a semester actually
so today is one of the two

wtf my state would never
they'd rather we kill ourselves
which is why i mandate myself so many mental health days

understandable

so whatcha doinnnn
tell me ur doing something not boring

i'm afraid i'm doing something boring

oh god ofc 😔
u would use a free day to do lame shit
i bet ur studying arent u
god no don't tell me

i'm not studying
but i'm glad you find me so exciting
no wonder you want to fuck me so badly

ha ha
well then what are u doing