post malone / mileven texting au.

ten.

CHAPTER TEN;
PLEASURABLE PAIN.

post malone

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what is that
is that a waffle

yes
would u like more
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why are you sending me waffles

they're peace offerings

peace offerings?
for what

um for peace
apology waffles some might say

why

bc when will and i fight he makes me waffles
i like waffles
a lot

so you're apologizing with waffle emojis?

yes
i would give u real waffles but they would be cold by the time i got them to u

oh
well then apology waffle emojis accepted

yay
thank u ✨
if that didn't work i was going to try bagel emojis 🥯🥯
i give will bagels when we fight

ah
the waffles are sufficient

good 😇😇
bc it's been 2 days and i missed my daily dose of post malone
well the knock off post malone

thanks

ok but like i rly am sorry mike
i was being weird
and pushy
and overly sexual ¿
and annoying

no it's fine
surprisingly enough i took your advice

oh?

i asked paige out

paige?

my friend
the blonde with the pink on the tips
well technically she's just blonde now
that photo was old

oh
that's so great
yay!!! 🥳🥳

yeah
lucas and dustin have been telling me i should ask her out too
that's why i sort of snapped at you
they've been annoying me about it too
they think she likes me but i don't really see her that way
so i never considered it
but i figured why not see if there's something there

aw that's great

yeah
ok so fill me in

wdym

fill me in on what i've missed
i assume you had another wild weekend

actually no

i'm shocked
even i went to a party
maybe we are switching places

WHAT
U?? 😳😳
AT A PARTY????
i'm so proud
tell me abt it

it wasn't a crazy college party
so it wasn't your speed
parties aren't that regular of an occurrence because my town it so small but when they do happen, everyone goes

did u have fun
did u let loose as i would say

yes
i was sure to smoke before going so that i didn't bring the mood down with my boringness