The Cosmos' Journey (Obey Me! x OC)

Chapter 10: The Pact Goes Swimmingly

"AHAHAHAHA!"

Asmo was laughing very hard at the moment. Satan turned his head to his brother. "Asmodeus, keep your voice down. If Mammon hears you, he'll get upset again, and we won't hear the end of it."

Asmo shrugged. "Eh, he won't be awake for a while. He's not really a morning demon, you know? And anyway, how can you NOT laugh after what's happened? I mean, this is Mammon, and yet a human was able to play him like a fiddle and force him into a pact."

"Pf... heheheh."

"Hey, I hear you laughing, Satan! I know you think it's funny, too!"

Beel wasn't paying attention. "Mm, this is delicious. The meat is so tender..."

Levi was worried. "Beel, calm down. You're biting off chunks of your plate along with your food."

Ivy walked in and grabbed a plate of food. A yawn bubbled up and Ivy sat down. Asmo turned to her. "Anyway, I have to say I'm surprised. I never thought an average human like you would be able to make a pact with Mammon--certainly not THIS fast. I guess they really did know what they were doing when they picked you for the exchange program, huh?"

Ivy shrugged. "I did what I could, that's all."

Satan smiled at her. "There's no need to be humble about it. We're not upset. Honestly, we think it's pretty funny."

Levi grinned. "All I know is that I finally got Mammon to give me back my money. So, I couldn't ask for a better outcome! Epic win for Leviathan! I should've rounded up a random human and done this sooner! Now I'll be able to buy the Blu-ray box set of Journey to the Devildom: The Tale of a Little She-Devil and her Reluctant Companion! The initial round of copies includes promotional tickets to a live event as a special bonus! The live event is going to be soooooo epic!"

Asmo then tapped a finger to his chin. "You know, I find it surprising enough that Ivy managed to make a pact with Mammon... but what's even more shocking is the team-up with Levi that helped make it happen. Don't you think?"

Ivy just ate her food. Satan joined in. "Yep, I never thought I'd see the day that a human won over Levi, but here we are."

Levi started to blush. "Excuse me?! Don't go getting the wrong idea. Nobody won me over! Our interests just happened to align, that's all! The relationship was purely business! I mean, why would I want anything to do with some non-otaku normie of a human? I wouldn't! I mean, I'm spoken for! I'm no cheater! M-M-My one true love is--"

"Cheeseburgers." Beel interrupted. Ivy spat out her water as she burst into fits of laughter.
"No! That's YOUR one true love, Beel!" Levi said. Satan was worried about the laughing fit coming from Ivy.
"Mm... I get hungry just thinking about them." Beel said. It wasn't helping with Ivy's giggle fit as she ate some breakfast sausage.
"You know, the way things are going, the rest of us might just find ourselves in a pact with Ivy as well if we're not careful." Asmo said with a suggestive tone. Ivy choked on her food.
"¡¿Disculpa que?! (I'm sorry, what?!)" Ivy said, her Spanish leaking through. Levi blinked. Satan just stared with interest. Beel was interested in his food. Asmo just found it attractive that Ivy knew different languages and could pronunciate properly.
"If you had your chance, which one of us would you forge a pact with next, Ivy?" Asmo asked. Ivy thought about it.
"I'd say Beel." Ivy hummed. Beel had a somewhat good heart.
"Uh-uh. No. Although, if you'd make sure I always had tons and tons of food--as much as I could eat--then I'd consider it." Beel said. Ivy went back to her food.
"... Beel. Have you been reaching over and swiping food off of Ivy's plate this whole time?" Satan asked.
"You won't be able to tame us as easily as you did Mammon, Ivy. In fact, it's quite offensive of you to think that we're as stupid as that poor excuse of a demon." Asmo said, getting a bit too close to Ivy.