First up.
*They at the Castle*
Mammon: I hear that people who don't want to go to therapy use baking as a coping mechanism.
Lucifer: What is this about?
Luke: Is that why I saw Ivy baking cookies at 1 in the morning?
All of Them: *turns to Ivy*
Ivy: *hasn't slept at all last night because of stress baking* What?
Satan: Get some help.
Ivy: No.
Mammon: *sighs* I knew this would happen.
Solomon: What?
He confused. Next.
Ivy: Hey Mammon, may I ask for your assistance cooking?
Mammon: Oh, yeah, sure. I'll handle the knives.
Ivy: Thanks. *they both head to the kitchen*
Asmo: *staring silently*
Levi: What-
Asmo: They know each other.
Levi: What? No they don't.
Asmo: I WILL PROVE IT TO YOU-
-The Next Day-
Ivy and Mammon: *talking*
Asmo: Hey, can you hold this? *hands Ivy a knife and runs off*
The rest of the brothers: *hiding with Asmo*
Ivy: *trembling*
Mammon: *takes the knife and drops it* Asmo shouldn't give you those. They scare you.
Lucifer: *comes out of hiding* How do you know that?
Mammon: We've been friends for a...... *notices them*
Asmo: I KNEW THAT YOU TWO KNEW ABOUT EACH OTHER BEFORE THIS!!! ALL OF YOU, PAY UP!!!!
Wow. Next.
The Signs: *arguing in the living room*
The Brothers: *arrive home to see no one, but hear arguing*
Lucifer: Ivy?
Ivy: The house is haunted. Leave me alone.
Beel: Haunted?
Lucifer: Ivy, what are you talking ab-
Ivy: Shut up. Don't talk to me, don't look at me. I have a migraine.
The brothers: Okay then.
Next.
Ivy: Leo, I genuinely want to know.
Leo: This is pointless.
Ivy: Hear me out. Lucifer being you and Scorpio's secret love child.
Simeon: What's a secret love child?
Mammon: That is WAAAAY more accurate than Asmo.
Simeon: What is a secret love child? Also, why?
Ivy: Prideful and secretive. Sadistic too. Leo is prideful, Scorpio is secretive and a sadist.
Simeon: I still don't get what a secret love child is.
You wouldn't get it. Finale.
Ivy: *enters the room looking like a zombie*
Mammon: *not looking up* Migraine last night?
Ivy: Mhm.
Mammon: The usual?
Ivy: Mhm.
Satan: *looks between them* How did you- You know what? Not today.
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