Stupidmammon: HEY! What's goin' on here?! This totally ain't what I was told would happen!
Satan: Yeah. Wasn't today supposed to be graduation day?
Lucifer: It was, yes. And we were supposed to profess our love to the heroine up on the roof and complete the game.
Stupidmammon: Then why did monsters start poppin' up outta nowhere all over the school this morning and change this into an ultra-hard game where we gotta fight to survive? ... And then the monsters started devouring our computer-controlled classmates left and right. ... And the five of us just barely managed to make it to the roof alive. ... And now we're the only ones left. ... Why'd all of THAT happen, huh?!
Leviachan: Well done. Nice super long run-on explanation of how we got to this point. Still though, this is TOTALLY EXCITING...! I mean, who would've thought that what looked like a simple dating sim would have this crazy twist at the end?! Not to mention how bloody it is! OMG, this is so EPIC...!
Stupidmammon: HEY! Don't sound so happy, Levi!
Levy: I agree with him. This is serious.
Satan: Come to think of it, before he sacrificed himself to save us by rushing headlong into that group of monsters, John said that-
Stupidmammon: Wait... who's John?
Leviachan: One of the computer characters. He was in our class, don't you remember? Now that I think back on it, when he first appeared in-game, I thought he totally seemed like he was going to die at some point in the story.
Satan: ... Anyway, if you think about everything John told us, and what it likely meant, it seems to me that we're about to hit the final battle.
Stupidmammon: Really, Satan?! You're gonna stand around theorizin' at a time like this?!
Lucifer: Ah, speak of the devil... Looks like the like the last boss has found us, rather than the other way around.
Leviachan: What the...?! No way... THAT'S the last boss?!
Lucifer: It would seem so.
Cerberus growled lowly while Levy turned.
Levy: Dios mío.
Satan: Cerberus...!
Stupidmammon: Wait... we're lucky that the boss is Cerberus, doncha think? I mean, this'll be easy, right? With Lucifer here on our side, Cerberus will be like a sweet little puppy!
Levy facepalmed.
Satan: I don't know if it'll be that simple... This isn't the Devildom, after all.
Levy: Thank you, genius!
Lucifer decided to try.
Lucifer: Cerberus, sit!
Cerberus growled. Stupidmammon shrieked while Levy merely facepalmed.
Leviachan: Well yeah, of course he's not gonna do what Lucifer says! This is a game! Lucifer's real-world powers don't work here!
Stupidmammon: Satan! He's goin' after you!
Cerberus roared. He then rushed towards Satan and was about to strike. Satan grunted in surprise. Lucifer decided to try again.
Lucifer: CERBERUS!
Cerberus was suddenly surprised.
Lucifer: I believe I told you to sit. Or didn't you hear your master's command?
Cerberus growled at him.
Lucifer: SIT, CERBERUS! NOW! Just you try harming my brother... Go ahead... see what happens to you! I promise you, I will take your [CENSORED] and [CENSORED] in a [CENSORED]!
Stupidmammon and Leviachan gasped. Levy had merely covered her ears. Leo wouldn't let Ivy be corrupted today. Cerberus yowled and then whimpered. Satan was surprised.
Satan: Wh...?!
Lucifer: Wh... WHOA! Lucifer made Cerberus follow orders here in the game world, too...!
Leviachan: Well yeah... I mean, if you tell someone--or something--that you're going to take their [CENSORED] and [CENSORED] in a [CENSORED], then of course they're not going to want to test you.
Levy kept her ears covered while screeching. Satan merely kept quiet.
Mission Complete! Congratulations! Game Complete!
They were suddenly tossed back into Levi's room.
Mammon looked around in disbelief. "... I'm... I'm not Stupidmammon anymore...! We're back in the real world...!"
Ivy had gone back to normal and had her green contact in with a smile. Levi was cheery. "Cue the confetti! We just broke the RTA speedrun record!"
"Hey, we did it, Satan! We made it back to the real world!"
Satan suddenly spoke from Lucifer's body. "Mammon, I'm over here."
Mammon was suddenly confused. "... Wha?"
Levi eyed the two. "So, I'm guessing that means that..."
Lucifer piped up from Satan's body. "Yep. I'm Lucifer. So in the end, we only returned to our original bodies in the game world..."
Satan spoke. "Whereas here in the real world, it seems the magic that caused us to switch bodies hasn't worn off yet."
Mammon was in disbelief. "Seriously?!"
Ivy groaned. "Back to square one it seems."
Levi piped up. "What if you guys stayed inside the game world until the spell wears off here in the Devildom?
Lucifer hummed. "I suppose we could do that."
Mammon turned to him. "You've gotta be kiddin' me! What if Cerberus attacks again?!"
Satan piped up. "No problem. I've got Lucifer."
Lucifer turned to him. "What's that now? You want to force me to stare down Cerberus again?"
"Well, it's nothing my big brother can't handle, now is it? Even Cerberus becomes like a regular dog when faced with Lucifer's icy stare."
"If you'd like, Satan, I could teach you how to command Cerberus to do as you say."
"Don't be crazy. That's something only you can do. I wouldn't have a chance."
"Actually, I think you have what it takes to do it."
"Well, maybe. I was once a part of you, after all."
Lucifer was stunned into silence. This caused the younger brother to chuckle. "Ahaha! Oh man, you should see how goofy you look right now!"
Mammon turned to the two. "... Hey, check it out. Have those two finally made up?"
Levi shushed him. "Shh! Don't talk to me right now. I have to be the first to review Dogi Maji on Akuzon...!"
"Wait, now that I think about it, why'd we have to spend all that time raisin' our intimacy scores, anyway?! It didn't even matter!"
Ivy started to chuckle. This was a perfect little ending to the mess.
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The Cosmos' Journey (Obey Me! x OC)
FanficIvy Autumns was not expecting this. Far away from her family, she has no one to turn to as she begins the exchange program of RAD. She will meet friends, new and old, and try to make it out alive. What happens when things take turns and she ends up...
