(Bet you guys thought I was done with this-)
(Never!)
⚠️ Profanity/Mature Content Warning!⚠️
💗Ava💗
Y/n: The food is too hot, I can't eat it...
Leif: You're too hot, and I can still eat you~
Y/n: *blushes*
Leif: *wink-*
Ava: One dinner... I just want ONE DINNER!
Lorelei: How can you not care?!
Ava: Like this... *shrugs*
❤️Asch❤️
Asch: I have the sharpest memory! Name one time I forgot something.
Noi: You left me in a Walmart parking lot like, three weeks ago.
Asch: I did that on purpose, try again-
Asch: DON'T YOU BE SORRY! YOU'RE NOTHING BUT AN ANGEL! YOU TRIED TO HELP US WHICH IS A SWEET MOVE!
Y/n: You're yelling nice things at me again and it's very confusing...
💙Pierce💙
Y/n: My boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips. What should I do?
Leif: Punch him in the stomach. Then when he doubles over in pain, kiss him.
Noi: Tackle him.
Ava: Dump him.
Asch: Kick him in the shin.
Pierce: NO TO ALL OF THOSE. JUST ASK ME TO LEAN DOWN-
Leif: Did you like the food I made?
Pierce: No, not really.
Leif: But I put my heart and soul into it!
Pierce: No wonder it tastes so cold and dead.
💚Leif💚
Asch: Why are you smiling?
Leif: What? Can't I just be happy?
Rhys: Noi tripped and fell in the parking lot.
Leif: I'm quick at math.
Ava: Okay, what's 38 times 76?
Leif: 24!
Rhys: That's not even close...
Leif: But it was quick!
💜Rhys💜
Asch: Babe, can you pass me the butter?
Y/n: *reaches for the butter*
Ava: *also reaches for the butter*
...
Rhys: *runs through the wall with a stick of butter in hand* You needed me, babe?
Leif: *about Y/n* I can feel them undressing me with their eyes...
Rhys: I don't know, Leif, they aren't laughing...
🧡Noi🧡
Noi: What's a thot?
Leif: It means "thoughtful person."
*Later*
Rhys: Here's the salt, Noi.
Noi: Thank you, Rhys! You're such a thot!
Everyone else: *chokes-*
Rhys: Why are your tongues purple?
Y/n: We had slushies. I had a blue one...
Leif: I had a red one~
Rhys: Oh?
Rhys: ...
Rhys: Oh!
Noi: *shocked* ...You drank each other's slushies??
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My Inner Demons ~ Oneshots & Preferences
FanfictionSome random oneshots and preferences from MID while we wait for season two AND because I have nothing else going on! NONE of the art or characters belong to me!! As of Sept. 5, 2020: 🎉Rank #1 in Ava🎉 🎉Rank #2 in Noi🎉 🎉Rank #3 in Pierce🎉 🎉Ran...
