⚠️ Profanity/Mature Content Warning!⚠️
💗Ava💗
Ava: Please DO hesitate to contact me. I hate phone calls.
Noi: It's kinda cold...
Pierce: Here, take my jacket.
Noi: Aww, thank you!
Y/n: They're a perfect couple... *turns to Ava* I'm cold too...
Ava: Well, damn, Y/n! I can't control the weather!
❤️Asch❤️
Noi: "Sleepy" is so much cuter than "tired." Everyone needs to stop saying "tired" and start saying "sleepy!"
Asch: I'm so sleepy of your shit-
Asch: HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE! *aggressively throws water bottles*
Ava: Um...
Rhys: He's trying to yell mental health and well-being into us.
Asch: I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU!
Noi: *crying* It's working...
💙Pierce💙
Lorelei: Get inside the box!
Pierce: Um... why?
Ava: Y/n asked for their soulmate for Christmas.
Lorelei: So we need YOU to get in this box!
Pierce: ...Yes.
Rhys: How's the most handsome man in the world doing?
Pierce: *doesn't look up from the table* I don't know. How are you?
Rhys: *voice crack* I'm fine!
💚Leif💚
Rhys: *doing laundry* Honey, I don't want you hanging around Leif anymore...
Y/n: Why not?
Rhys: I just get a weird-
Leif, from inside the washing machine: Yeah, why not?
Rhys: Ahh, GoD nO!
Asch: Looks like we're on to Plan B.
Rhys: Technically, this would be Plan G.
Leif: How many plans do we have? Is there, like... a Plan M?
Pierce: Yes. But Noi dies in Plan M.
Leif: I like Plan M!
💜Rhys💜
Y/n: I like your top, Rhys!
Asch: Excuse me, I have a name.
Rhys: *blushy boi* Dear gods...
Rhys: *picks up phone* What, Leif? I'm busy.
Leif: Do you think drinking 36 cans of Red Bull consecutively could make my senses heightened or would I just die?
Rhys: ...
Leif: ...
Rhys: I'm on my way-
🧡Noi🧡
Noi: What are friends with benefits?
Ava: ...A very special type of friend.
Noi: So... like us?
Ava: *chokes*
Rhys: Noi, do you even know where Europe is?
Noi: I know it's a place... I'm pretty sure.
🤍You🤍
Ava: Hey, how would you like your coffee?
Y/n: As dark and bitter as my soul.
Ava: ...One glass of milk coming up-
Y/n & Ava: *staring out the window*
Leif: What are you two looking at?
Ava: The WiFi's down so we're watching a couple break up across the street.
Y/n: It's just like TLC.
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My Inner Demons ~ Oneshots & Preferences
Hayran KurguSome random oneshots and preferences from MID while we wait for season two AND because I have nothing else going on! NONE of the art or characters belong to me!! As of Sept. 5, 2020: 🎉Rank #1 in Ava🎉 🎉Rank #2 in Noi🎉 🎉Rank #3 in Pierce🎉 🎉Ran...
