⚠️ Profanity/Mature Content Warning!⚠️
💗Ava💗
Noi: Girls are so hot...
Y/n: Guys are hot too, man.
Noi: Why is everyone so hot?
Ava: *sips coffee* Global warming-
Leif: Sorry I'm late, guys, I was... doing things.
Ava: *out of breath* HE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS!
❤️Asch❤️
Asch: Hi, welcome to Applebee's, would you like the apples or the bees?
Ava: B-Bees?
Asch: SHE HAS SELECTED THE BEES!
Ava: W-Wait-
Leif: *walks in with a jar of bees*
Ava: WAIT-
Asch: I like your pants...
Y/n: Thanks, they were 50% off!
Asch: Well, I'd like them 100% off~
Y/n: What kind of store just gives stuff away?
Asch: No, that's not what I-
Y/n: That's no way to run a business, Asch!
💙Pierce💙
Y/n: Hey Pierce? Do you ever hear Leif in your head anymore?
Pierce: Sometimes.
Y/n: What does he say...?
Pierce: Sometimes he makes plans to murder everyone within a ten foot radius. Other times, he reminds me to pick up bagels for Noi because Noi likes bagels.
Leif: They call me coffee because I grind so fine~
Ava: Oh my god...
Asch: They call ME coffee because I keep you up past 2:00 A.M.
Ava: Guys, stop-
Pierce: They call me coffee because I'm really bitter and most people don't like me without changing some aspect of what I am.
Ava: ...Oh.
💚Leif💚
Rhys: Do you have any shaving cream?
Leif: No, I don't like the way it tastes.
Rhys: Wait... you EAT shaving cream??
Leif: No, Rhys! Why would I eat it if I don't like the taste?!
Asch: Pierce, I Knight thee in the name of the father-
Rhys: *waves*
Asch: the son-
Noi: *dabs*
Asch: and the unholy spirit-
Leif: *S c R e E c H-*
💜Rhys💜
Rhys: When I first met you, I did not like you.
Leif: I'm aware of that...
Rhys: But then you and I had some time together...
Leif: Uh-huh...?
Rhys: It didn't help.
Leif, in a jail cell: I HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT!
Rhys: What you have, Leif, is the right to remain silent...
Rhys: What you LACK, is the capacity.
Leif: >:O
🧡Noi🧡
Noi: I-I'm nooooooottttttt druuuuuunkkkk...
Rhys: *rubbing temples* You just spent 20 minutes flirting with me
Noi: Buttttttt you're m-my boyfriendddd...
Rhys: I hate to break it to you, Noi, but-
Asch: *bursts in* WHERE'S MY LIL BITCH OF A BOYFRIEND-
Y/n: I can't believe we're stuck in this room together...
Noi: *swallows key* Truly unfortunate.
🤍You🤍
Ava: *hands phone to Y/n* It's your boyfriend.
Y/n: Noi's not my boyfriend.
Y/n: *takes phone* Hey, babe!
Leif: Can you pass me the pepper?
Y/n: What's the magic word?
Leif: ...
Leif: *begins chanting in Latin*
Y/n: *panic-* JUST TAKE IT, OH MY GOD!
YOU ARE READING
My Inner Demons ~ Oneshots & Preferences
FanfictionSome random oneshots and preferences from MID while we wait for season two AND because I have nothing else going on! NONE of the art or characters belong to me!! As of Sept. 5, 2020: 🎉Rank #1 in Ava🎉 🎉Rank #2 in Noi🎉 🎉Rank #3 in Pierce🎉 🎉Ran...