💛~MID as Incorrect Quotes 7~💛

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⚠️ Profanity/Mature Content Warning!⚠️


💗Ava💗

Noi: Girls are so hot...

Y/n: Guys are hot too, man.

Noi: Why is everyone so hot?

Ava: *sips coffee* Global warming-


Leif: Sorry I'm late, guys, I was... doing things.

Ava: *out of breath* HE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS!


❤️Asch❤️

Asch: Hi, welcome to Applebee's, would you like the apples or the bees?

Ava: B-Bees?

Asch: SHE HAS SELECTED THE BEES!

Ava: W-Wait-

Leif: *walks in with a jar of bees*

Ava: WAIT-


Asch: I like your pants...

Y/n: Thanks, they were 50% off!

Asch: Well, I'd like them 100% off~

Y/n: What kind of store just gives stuff away?

Asch: No, that's not what I-

Y/n: That's no way to run a business, Asch!


💙Pierce💙

Y/n: Hey Pierce? Do you ever hear Leif in your head anymore?

Pierce: Sometimes.

Y/n: What does he say...?

Pierce: Sometimes he makes plans to murder everyone within a ten foot radius. Other times, he reminds me to pick up bagels for Noi because Noi likes bagels.


Leif: They call me coffee because I grind so fine~

Ava: Oh my god...

Asch: They call ME coffee because I keep you up past 2:00 A.M.

Ava: Guys, stop-

Pierce: They call me coffee because I'm really bitter and most people don't like me without changing some aspect of what I am.

Ava: ...Oh.


💚Leif💚

Rhys: Do you have any shaving cream?

Leif: No, I don't like the way it tastes.

Rhys: Wait... you EAT shaving cream??

Leif: No, Rhys! Why would I eat it if I don't like the taste?!


Asch: Pierce, I Knight thee in the name of the father-

Rhys: *waves*

Asch: the son-

Noi: *dabs*

Asch: and the unholy spirit-

Leif: *S c R e E c H-*


💜Rhys💜

Rhys: When I first met you, I did not like you.

Leif: I'm aware of that...

Rhys: But then you and I had some time together...

Leif: Uh-huh...?

Rhys: It didn't help.


Leif, in a jail cell: I HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT!

Rhys: What you have, Leif, is the right to remain silent...

Rhys: What you LACK, is the capacity.

Leif: >:O


🧡Noi🧡

Noi: I-I'm nooooooottttttt druuuuuunkkkk...

Rhys: *rubbing temples* You just spent 20 minutes flirting with me

Noi: Buttttttt you're m-my boyfriendddd...

Rhys: I hate to break it to you, Noi, but-

Asch: *bursts in* WHERE'S MY LIL BITCH OF A BOYFRIEND-


Y/n: I can't believe we're stuck in this room together...

Noi: *swallows key* Truly unfortunate.


🤍You🤍

Ava: *hands phone to Y/n* It's your boyfriend.

Y/n: Noi's not my boyfriend.

Y/n: *takes phone* Hey, babe!


Leif: Can you pass me the pepper?

Y/n: What's the magic word?

Leif: ...

Leif: *begins chanting in Latin*

Y/n: *panic-* JUST TAKE IT, OH MY GOD!

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