⚠️ Profanity/Mature Content Warning!⚠️
💗Ava💗
Lorelei: Ava, what do you think your favorite animal says about you?
Ava: What, like, behind my back?
Ava: I hate you with every inch of my being!
Leif: That's not a lot of inches.
❤️Asch❤️
Y/n: I think I'm in love with you.
Asch: That sucks.
Rhys: Asch is late.
Pierce: How did this happen? I had Ava call him at 8 o'clock this morning and pretend it was 11.
Noi: I printed up that fake schedule for him saying we were starting at 9 instead of noon.
Leif: I set all his watches and clocks to say PM when it's really AM.
Ava: Oh, boy. We may have overdone it.
*Asch bursts in*
Asch: WHAT THE HELL TIME IS IT?!
💙Pierce💙
Reaper: I have come to take you.
Pierce: Let me ask Ava first.
Reaper: That's not how it w-
Pierce: She said no.
Pierce: *Chokes on his food*
Asch: *Jumps up to pat his back* Fucking hell, man! Don't die on me!
Pierce: *Stops choking and narrows his eyes at Asch* Don't tell me what to do, I'll die whenever I want, bitch.
Asch: ...
💚Leif💚
Leif: *throwing stones at Y/n's window*
Y/n: You have a phone for a reason, Leif!
*loud bang*
Y/n: DID YOU JUST FUCKING THROW YOUR PHONE AT MY WINDOW?!?
Leif: *feeding bread to the ducks*
Ava: You know that's really bad for them, right?
Leif: Oh, I know. I fuckin hate ducks.
💜Rhys💜
Ava: Synonyms are weird, because if someone invites you to their cottage in the forest, that's just nice and cozy. But if someone invites you to a cabin in the woods, you're gonna die.
Asch: My favorite is butt dial vs. booty call.
Rhys: It's called connotation.
Leif: Also "Forgive me, father, for I have sinned," vs " Sorry daddy, I've been bad."
Rhys: Great news! Language is now cancelled.
Rhys: *Sees Noi's neck* Is that a hickey?
Noi: It's, uh, a mosquito bite.
*Y/n in the background trying to leave*
Rhys: *Pointing at Y/n* That's a big ass mosquito!
🧡Noi🧡
Y/n: The moon is really beautiful tonight.
Rhys: It really is.
...
Noi: *Whispering* Should we tell them that'a just tortilla you threw at the window?
Leif: No.
Noi: I am 41 Cheetos tall!
Rhys: Why did you feel the need to measure yourself with Cheetos?
Noi: ...Because we were out of Doritos.
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My Inner Demons ~ Oneshots & Preferences
FanfictionSome random oneshots and preferences from MID while we wait for season two AND because I have nothing else going on! NONE of the art or characters belong to me!! As of Sept. 5, 2020: 🎉Rank #1 in Ava🎉 🎉Rank #2 in Noi🎉 🎉Rank #3 in Pierce🎉 🎉Ran...
