My Inner Demons ~ Oneshots & Preferences

💛~MID as Incorrect Quotes 2~💛

⚠️ Profanity/Mature Content Warning!⚠️

💗Ava💗

Rhys: You're sick, your temperature is 104!

Ava: If I was sick, could I do this?

Rhys: ...

Rhys: What are you doing?

Ava: ... Cartwheels. Am I not doing them?

Rhys: *Softly* No.

Ava: You know what I've always wondered...?

Ava: How do tall people like you actually sleep at night when the blanket can't possibly cover you from your shoulders to your toes?

Pierce: IT'S FOUR O'CLOCK IN THE MORNING.

Ava: So... You can't sleep, huh?

Ava: ...Is it because of the blanket?

❤️Asch❤️

Rhys: What state are you in?

Noi: Constant anxiety.

Pierce: Denial.

Leif: Perfection.

Asch: Illinois.

Ava: My boobs are such a pain.

Asch: I think you mean blessing.

Ava: ...I could literally smother you with them.

Asch: And that'd be a great way to go.

💙Pierce💙

Ava: You guys could have lived for so long had you stayed in Daemos. How are you coping with having to live shorter lives?

Asch: Violent outbursts.

Leif: General sluttiness.

Pierce: Thanks to denial, I'm immortal!

Noi: THE FLOOR IS HATING PIERCE!!!

*everyone climbs on furniture*

Noi: *is clinging onto a chandelier*

Pierce: *lies on floor*

Noi: Pierce, no!!!!!!

💚Leif💚

*Gets asked about their best quality

Noi: Well, I'm a real people person.

Asch: I don't answer stupid questions.

Pierce: I'm a really good listener.

Rhys: I can speak 10 different languages.

Leif: My eyes. Oh, and I guess my butt, too.

Ava: You don't think I can fight because I'm human.

Rhys: I don't think you can fight because you're in a wedding dress. For what it's worth, I don't think Leif can fight in that dress either.

Leif: Maybe not. But I would make a radiant bride.

💜Rhys💜

Rhys: I currently have seven empty notebooks and I have no clue what to put in them. Suggestions?

Noi: Put spaghetti in it.

Rhys: I'm currently taking suggestions from everyone except for you.

Ava: Put spaghetti in it.

Rhys: I'm currently taking suggestions from everyone except for the two of you.

Pierce: Put spaghetti in it.

Rhys: I am no longer taking suggestions.

Pierce: Where do you get all your knives, Leif? You have hundreds.

Leif: From your ass, that's where.

Rhys: Well, his ass should open up a shop. It's apparently quite prolific.

🧡Noi🧡

Rhys: Did you forget to turn on the dishwasher?

Noi: *drinking water from a vase* No, of course not.

Asch: *talking about his knights* They're happy, mostly normal guys for de-

Asch: NOI, STOP STARING AT THE SUN!!!