My Inner Demons ~ Oneshots & Preferences

💛~MID as Incorrect Quotes~💛

Not really a Oneshot or preference, but enjoy them anyways! 
⚠️ Profanity/Mature Content Warning!⚠️

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💗Ava💗

Lorelei: Is anyone else scared?

Ava: Not really, I've already lived longer than I expected.

Ava: Hey guys- Why are you all standing on chairs? Are you playing a game?

Asch: Yeah, we're playing 'We saw a big-ass spider and don't know where it went.'

Ava: *scrambles onto chair*

❤️Asch❤️

Noi: Do blind people see their dreams?

Ava: Do deaf people hear their thoughts?

Asch: Do you two ever shut the fuck up?

Leif: Oh! You're approaching me?

Asch: I can't beat the shit out of you without getting closer.

💙Pierce💙

Y/n: Have you seen Pierce?

Asch: Fuck Pierce.

Y/n: I'm trying, man.

Pierce: Leave the door open 3 inches.

Leif: *Trying to be funny* How am I supposed to measure 3 inches?

Pierce: You could use your dick.

Leif: ...

Leif: Why do you hate me?

💚Leif💚

Leif: You know, Asch can be real aggressive, so it's very important to take all necessary precautions when approaching.

Also Leif: *sneaking up on Asch and blowing an air horn* GET FUCKED.

Leif: It's against my moral compass.

Ava: Your moral compass is a fucking ROULETTE WHEEL.

💜Rhys💜

Rhys: This plan will require using Asch's greatest strength.

Asch: What, my hair? My eyes?

Rhys: Your obnoxious personality.

Rhys: *Points a gun at Asch*

Asch: Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold on! It's just me.

Rhys: Prove it.

Asch: You're a dick

Rhys: ...

Rhys: Okay. *Puts the gun away*

🧡Noi🧡

Ava: Why are they looking at me like a zoo animal?

Noi: Rhys acts as a sort of dad for us. Emotionally, this is like being told you're our new mom.

Ava: You know it's nothing like that, right?

Noi: Absolutely.

Noi: Do you cook macaroni?

Y/n: *looking in the First Aid Kit* WHY WOULD YOU FILL IT WITH CHEETOS?

Noi: *Bleeding out* I thought it was funny at the time...