I Don't Do Relationships

This Is Why I Stay In My Bubble

I could hear Henry's phone vibrating and Calvin was scurrying to cut his volume off as well.  Most people back home at the beach who knew me, knew Calvin so they were messaging him if they didn't get me.  Chris was really trying to find me apparently.

As I clicked on a few of the messages most of them read the same and had been coming in throughout the day.

SAM:  Why is Chris Evans looking for you?  Like, THE Captain America Chris Evans?

TOMMY:  Where are you?

TOMMY:   The coffee shop says you are on vacation.  That's weird because I just saw you and you said nothing about a vacation.  Call me.

RUTH:  Some hot Captain America look-a-like is asking if anyone has seen you at the diner.  Just thought I'd let you know because he looks like he needs to tell you something. 

RACHEL:  I know you are safe with Calvin and that stud muffin but I am being ambushed from all sides here with questions about where you are.  Just an FYI.

RACHEL:  Also, I didn't mean that Calvin isn't a stud muffin, because you know what that boy does to my lady bits, but Henry is Superman!  Okay, as you were.  Hope you're having fun.

RACHEL:  Also, we need to talk about your ability to have hot guys, and I mean absurdly flaming hot Adonis looking men following you around and taking you away to other countries on private jets to stay with more hot guys while more absurdly hot all-American guys are searching for you at home.

RACHEL:  I'm just saying.  Can you share the wealth with a sister still out here trying to find just one hot guy?

RACHEL:  Maybe since Chris is here I can try to steal his attention away from you.

RACHEL:  Gurl, okay I don't think I can steal this one....... I think he is more into you than I thought or knew.

RACHEL:  Okay, you know, I bet you already know how into you this kid is and you just haven't shared that with me.  When I say I can tell, I mean he looks like I ran over his dog.  I know how much he loves that dog so can you imagine what I'm seeing right now?

RACHEL:  I'm serious, please help this man.  He looks devastated!  Please also tell me what to do to get one of these hot men... and TEXT ME BACK DAMMIT!  He makes me want to sit down and cry!  I want to bless his heart!

I began giggling at my best girlfriend's texts.  I felt two sets of eyes looking at me but I didn't let them know.  They probably thought I was having a nervous breakdown with my mood swings at the moment. 

While I had been looking at all of Rachel's texts Tommy texted me again. 

TOMMY:  Please call me. 

TOMMY:  At least let me know you are alive.  Calvin won't tell me. He just says you're okay.  I don't like how determined Evans is to find you. Did he do something to you?   And that picture of you and Henry Cavill in Australia? Calvin could have at least said you were with him. I know that's you so don't even try to deny it.  What's with you and these Hollywood people all of a sudden?  You never acted like this until they came into our town.

I texted him back real quick. 

Y/N:  😶

TOMMY:  Really?

Y/N:  On vacation.  Be back when I get back. 

That's all he was getting.  I clicked back to finish Rachel's texts from earlier before Tommy had interrupted me.